Me... kids... HAHAHA... are you on fucking crack... you can't be serious.... you are serious...

[alisterlevet]

Kids, little fucking noisy parasites that shit themselves and scream at 2am. No fucking thank you... I have a job thank you and it doesn't involve changing shitty diapers, or spoon feeding with choo choo sounds... WTF kids... me nope never.

Why spend money on kids when you can spend money on 69 other things that you can't have or do with fucking kids around.

DRUGS
PORN
SEX TOYS
HOOKERS
BOOZE
STRIPPERS
SEX
HOMEMADE PORN
JUMBO PICTURES OF YOUR WANG
JUMBO PICTURES OF GOOFY WITH A WANG
DUMBO'S WANG
MASSAGES WITH A HAPPY ENDING
STRIP CLUBS
STOCK INVESTMENTS
STOCK INVESTMENTS INVOLVING STRIP CLUBS, DRUGS, AND WANG
BIG EXPENSIVE FAST CARS
POOL NOODLES TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE
COCAINE
ECSTASY
SCHROOMS
MORE DRUGS
DRUGS FOR YOUR FAVORITE STRIPPER
PORK
PORKING
PORKING FOR DOLLARS
ANIME
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING ANIME
AMIME PORN
POOL TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM
A BAR IN YOUR DINING ROOM
A SUSHI BAR IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
SKEEBALL GAME
AIR HOCKEY TABLE
SASHIMI GRADE FISH ALL THE DAMN TIME
HEROIN
OPIUM
CATS
CAT TOYS
VENOMOUS SNAKES
GIANT GLASS DILDO SCULPTURES
SEX FURNITURE
A BOAT
A YACHT
A SAIL BOAT
JET SKIS
WEEKEND AT THE NUDEST COLONY
WEEKEND AT A BROTHEL
PAYING A MIDGET TO PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS
GOATS
A HUGE FUCKING BOX OF DOG BISCUITS
ITALIAN WINE BOXES AND BOXES
REAL ABSINTHE
SEX WITH THE GREEN FAIRY OR A GREEN FAIRY WHICH EVER OR A MIDGET IN GREEN
LADY GAGA TICKETS
HIRING A DRAG QUEEN TO DO YOUR MAKEUP
A TUCAN SAM THONG
A ELEPHANT TRUNK THONG WITH REAL SOUND
STEAK AND LOBSTER
EATING SUSHI OFF A NAKED GIRL
A STRIPPING MAID SERVICE
VIDEO GAMES
LOTS AND LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES
A LIFE TIME SUBSCRIPTION TO WOW
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUTURAMA
LOTS AND LOTS OF FAMILY GUY
CLONE A CAT HOME KIT VERSION 9.03.4123
BLUE HAIR DYE
A TRIP TO JAPAN
SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!

Every ting you want