'Cause baby, I'm an anarchist, and you're a spineless liberal...
Yup.
Jared and I broke up.
He prefers the return to the ex he described as the
'psychotic slutty 15 year old bitch'
((I wonder what my lovely new pseudonym/pet name will be?))
He tried to be slick
And have both of us
Or at least have her for now and keep me on the back burner
And when I wouldn't have that
He pulled a 180.
He started tossing around insults.
He told me to have fun with my 'faggot ass friends'
(my theatre friends who were nice and accepting enough to let him come see a show with us)
He called me a stuck up bitch.
Said he'd request to work different hours than me.
He can go ahead and do that...he won't get any...
Because I actually don't suck at my job.
What a temper tantrum. Rivals the ones that I see on the tv show Super Nanny.
o07vegeta96: have fun with all ur lil faggot ass friends
alistar610: aw, that's cute
alistar610: i shall
o07vegeta96: r u done talking
alistar610: PS. your IQ is showing
o07vegeta96: bc i was done talkin to u like 4 minutes ago
alistar610: i was done talking to you from about our 2nd day of dating when i realized that you were pretty much an idiot but i could look past it because you were a sweet guy
alistar610: but...looks like that second one's gone
o07vegeta96: yeah im sry im not a lil stuck up bitch
o07vegeta96: at least i have enough sence to pass a driver test
o07vegeta96: lol
alistar610: *sense
alistar610: darling
*sigh*
Folks, I do believe I was dating an 8th grader.
And somehow, I'm not sad. I was mad for a while. Now I just pity him.
I added this to my profile...but because many of you don't talk to me on aim...we'll throw the bottom of my AIM profile in here for good measure. That whole woman scorned thing....very very true.:
Mmhmm...
Remember that one time you couldn't even get hard?
That was kinda funny.
And the response from the public?...:
Xsjado Roll: so the ex has a broken weiner?
sockrope escape: i like boys with functioning penises.
alistar610: heh, as do i. as do i
ox859q: your profile is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen.
alistar610 heh, thank you :-)
ox859q: good work.
God love my friends. God love you all.
Onward and certainly motherfucking upward...
In other news, I'm thinking of becoming a pseudo-scene kid.