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if you haven't seen pet semetary, you won't know what we're talking about. This is the last 10-20 mins of the movie.
m a cyb0rg: good god
im a cyb0rg: this idiot on this movie
im a cyb0rg: has a dead guy helping her out
im a cyb0rg: and shes like
im a cyb0rg: "omg is anyone there? what? its trying to stop me? *keeps going*"
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: but the sad thing is
im a cyb0rg: the little girl
im a cyb0rg: is the only one thats gonna live
im a cyb0rg: and shes going to have to remember all of this.
ShadowedElf37: awww
im a cyb0rg: OMFG
im a cyb0rg: THE TRUCK NUMBER
im a cyb0rg: IS 666. WHAT THE ALL MIGHTY FUCK IS THIS WOMAN THINKING.
im a cyb0rg: "omg thanks for the ride trucker from hell :D"
ShadowedElf37: XDDD
im a cyb0rg: omg stephen king is such a cheesie writer
ShadowedElf37: Yes
im a cyb0rg: OH LOOK A SCALPEL KNIFE PLACED STRATEGICALLY IN MY SURGEONS BAG LYING OPEN ON THE FLOOR
im a cyb0rg: I DOUBT MY DEAD ZOMBIE SON WILL GET THIS
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: and then
im a cyb0rg: herman munster
im a cyb0rg: from across the street who is the whole reason why they knew about the semetary
im a cyb0rg: comes over
im a cyb0rg: OMG I MUST SAVE TEH DAYZORZ
im a cyb0rg: NO ONE WILL STAB MY ACHILLES HEEL AND KEEL ME
ShadowedElf37: *dies*
ShadowedElf37: *comes back as Stephen King zombie*
im a cyb0rg: LOLLL
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: I LOVE HOW HES A VAMPIRE
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: Hides in his room
ShadowedElf37: writes
ShadowedElf37: comes out
ShadowedElf37: Okay so
ShadowedElf37: there's this couple
ShadowedElf37: out in a deserted summer house
ShadowedElf37: that is built on an indian burial ground
ShadowedElf37: ...
ShadowedElf37: and...
ShadowedElf37: uuhhhmmm...
ShadowedElf37: they're attacked by a lamp
ShadowedElf37: AN EEEVVVILLL LAMP
im a cyb0rg: no no no
im a cyb0rg: its more like
im a cyb0rg: OKAY
im a cyb0rg: WELL
im a cyb0rg: WE'RE GOING TO SCREW THIS SHIT UP
im a cyb0rg: AND NOT ONLY IS THIS KID A WIZARD NINJA ZOMBIE...
im a cyb0rg: hes..
im a cyb0rg: hes a
im a cyb0rg: VAMPIRE.
im a cyb0rg: HOLY SHIT THERE'S OUR GOLD.
ShadowedElf37: ROFL
im a cyb0rg: HE'S GONNA BE A KILLER WITH ALL THE LADIES
im a cyb0rg: WTF I SAID KILLER HRHRHRHR PUN
im a cyb0rg: has anyone
im a cyb0rg: like
im a cyb0rg: a director
im a cyb0rg: or anything
im a cyb0rg: ever stopped to think
im a cyb0rg: "hmmm lemme see... is this a plot hole? is it cliche beyond all belief?... will people make fun of it? Are scary ninja wizard zombies that are vampires but dont need to be scary?..."
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: "hmm...WTF PEOPLE WILL WATCH IT ANYWAY. HAHAH FAGS"
im a cyb0rg: LOOK
im a cyb0rg: 666
im a cyb0rg: GOODBYE TRUCKER FROM HELL! THANK YOU FOR DROPPING ME OFF TO MY DOOM! HARK YE! I THINK I HEAR THE GIGGLE OF MY DEAD SON
ShadowedElf37: Aww but he's my SON
ShadowedElf37: Nevermind the fact he's dead!
ShadowedElf37: NOTHING BAD HAPPENS WITH ZOMBIES
im a cyb0rg: NO NEVER
im a cyb0rg: THEY NEVER EAT BRAINS OR SUCK BLOOD OR KILL PEOPLE OR HAVE SUPER STRENGTH!
ShadowedElf37: AND THEY NEVER GAIN SUPER SPEED THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO FIT WITH THEIR BODY MOVEMENTS
im a cyb0rg: god damn. these people have absolutely no gut feeling.
im a cyb0rg: i would have been out of there about uhm
im a cyb0rg: lemme see.
im a cyb0rg: about the time stuff started talking to me THAT I COULDN'T SEE
im a cyb0rg: wtf is up with grandma drag queen?
ShadowedElf37: ROFLMAO
ShadowedElf37: BABY
im a cyb0rg: LOOK MOMMY A SHARP OBJECT
im a cyb0rg: I SWEAR I WONT KILL YOU
im a cyb0rg: LOVE ME
ShadowedElf37: OH I LOVE YOU
ShadowedElf37: LOVE
ShadowedElf37: LOVE
ShadowedElf37: DEATH
ShadowedElf37: HAHAHA LUV HURTZ LOLZ
im a cyb0rg: hahahahah omg
im a cyb0rg: this movie is so incredibly
im a cyb0rg: ..
im a cyb0rg: dumb.
im a cyb0rg: nnooo
im a cyb0rg: *dum
im a cyb0rg: AH HAH HAH HAH
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: YES
ShadowedElf37: YES
im a cyb0rg: wtf that laugh was so fake
ShadowedElf37: GO LOOK
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: GO LOOK FOR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE
im a cyb0rg: YES
ShadowedElf37: THAT NEVER LEADS TO DOOM!
ShadowedElf37: :D roflmao how convienant
im a cyb0rg: the chick is the only smart one.
im a cyb0rg: the little girl.
im a cyb0rg: the only one that ever listens.
im a cyb0rg: i mean
im a cyb0rg: god damn.
im a cyb0rg: if my kid was like
im a cyb0rg: NO MOMMY DONT GO BACK YOU'LL DIE PLZPLZPLZ STAY
ShadowedElf37: ROFLMAO
im a cyb0rg: ROFL
ShadowedElf37: I PLAYED WITH MOMMY :DDDDD
im a cyb0rg: eeeeww.
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: wtf is up with
ShadowedElf37: like
ShadowedElf37: evil son from hell
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: YESYES
im a cyb0rg: KITTY WANTS MEEEEATT
ShadowedElf37: KITTY!
im a cyb0rg: *roar*
ShadowedElf37: GIANT PIECE OF MEAT
ShadowedElf37: roflmao a cat can't eat THAT much
ShadowedElf37: at once
ShadowedElf37: LOL
im a cyb0rg: LOL
ShadowedElf37: THEY DO THAT
im a cyb0rg: ROLL
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: THEY ROLL IN IT
ShadowedElf37: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im a cyb0rg: XDDDD
ShadowedElf37: I think he just paralyzed it.
im a cyb0rg: lol "your house lookz li3k a train went thru it LOLZ"
ShadowedElf37: IT MUST BE SAFE THEN
ShadowedElf37: LOL
im a cyb0rg: OF COURSE WHY WOULND'T IT BE
ShadowedElf37: mold
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: LOL
im a cyb0rg: NOW HES A MAGICIAN
ShadowedElf37: XD
ShadowedElf37: HA HA HA I R PLEY WIF J00
ShadowedElf37: LOLZ
ShadowedElf37: YES
im a cyb0rg: YESSSS
im a cyb0rg: god ugh
im a cyb0rg: this movie is
im a cyb0rg: horrible.
ShadowedElf37: Yes
ShadowedElf37: It is
ShadowedElf37: but it's great to laugh at
im a cyb0rg: watch
im a cyb0rg: prediction
im a cyb0rg: body falls out of roof
ShadowedElf37: ROFLMAO
im a cyb0rg: i like how hes already started to deteriorate
im a cyb0rg: XD
im a cyb0rg: : O
ShadowedElf37: AWW
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: COMMERCIAL
im a cyb0rg: rofl XD
im a cyb0rg: that was his face
ShadowedElf37: XDDD
im a cyb0rg: OH
im a cyb0rg: OH WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ShadowedElf37: ROFL
ShadowedElf37: FLYING BABY
im a cyb0rg: lol
im a cyb0rg: DADDY LETS PLAY *GROPE*
ShadowedElf37: XD omfg
im a cyb0rg: LOL DOLL
ShadowedElf37: that's so fake
ShadowedElf37: XD
ShadowedElf37: LOL
ShadowedElf37: :D *smack*
ShadowedElf37: I R MENACING >=(
im a cyb0rg: I wonder how they got the kid to do that
im a cyb0rg: lol
im a cyb0rg: *stick*
im a cyb0rg: XD
ShadowedElf37: LOL
ShadowedElf37: ROFLMAO!!!
im a cyb0rg: LMAO
ShadowedElf37: kids falling is just great
im a cyb0rg: no fair no fair *tripfallbangheaddieagain*
ShadowedElf37: XD
im a cyb0rg: dad: LETS DO EET AGAIN
ShadowedElf37: BURN THE HOUSE!
ShadowedElf37: DO IT!
ShadowedElf37: LIKE EVERYONE
ShadowedElf37: THEY ALWAYS BURN THE HOUSE
im a cyb0rg: no now
im a cyb0rg: i think
im a cyb0rg: hes gonna burry/kill himself on the graveyard so he comes back
im a cyb0rg: OMG
im a cyb0rg: THE MOM
im a cyb0rg: HES GONNA BRING BACK THE MOM
ShadowedElf37: XD
ShadowedElf37: Hey baby, wanna do a little wham bam?
ShadowedElf37: Zombie Mom: :oooooooooooooo *eats*
im a cyb0rg: NOT UNTIL WE'RE DEAD.
im a cyb0rg: wtf.
im a cyb0rg: see?
im a cyb0rg: they have no gut feeling
ShadowedElf37: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOooooOOoOOOOoooOO
ShadowedElf37: I AM A GHOST I CAN DO EVERYTHING TO STOP YOU
ShadowedElf37: INSTEAD
ShadowedElf37: I STAND HERE
ShadowedElf37: AND FADE AWAY
im a cyb0rg: lmao yes
ShadowedElf37: The rocks are so meaningful btw
ShadowedElf37: they're deep liejk woah
im a cyb0rg: li3k how
ShadowedElf37: omg TO STONE...THE...
ShadowedElf37: THEY'RE DEEP STFU
im a cyb0rg: is he in the other guys house?
ShadowedElf37: I guess
im a cyb0rg: ok
im a cyb0rg: mom walks in
im a cyb0rg: ..
im a cyb0rg: any minute
ShadowedElf37: lookedl ike he was going
ShadowedElf37: to
ShadowedElf37: touch himself
im a cyb0rg: annnyyy minute
im a cyb0rg: midnight
im a cyb0rg: oh of course.
ShadowedElf37: The cards will attack him
ShadowedElf37: ROFL
ShadowedElf37: HAWT ZOMBIE S3X
im a cyb0rg: HELL YES
im a cyb0rg: how do they get dirty so fast?
ShadowedElf37: No idea, they must like
ShadowedElf37: roll around in dirt
ShadowedElf37: Totally attractive
im a cyb0rg: MM YOU LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL DEAD
ShadowedElf37: that spurting eye
ShadowedElf37: LOL
im a cyb0rg: lmao
im a cyb0rg: OMG
im a cyb0rg: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ShadowedElf37: XDDDD
ShadowedElf37: THAT WAS GREAT