What Would You do if..? I cried: Stare at you like an idiot and try to help, but I really wouldn't do anything constructive. I asked you to help: I would. I died from natural causes: I'd go to your funeral and put rhinestones on your grave. I said I liked you: *mouth drops open* I kissed you: Kiss you back o'course. I started smoking: Make you quit. Ciggarettes taste like ass. Not that I've tasted ass or anything.. I stole something: Be your accomplice. I was hospitalized: Visit you and bring you candy. I ran away from home: Wish you good luck. I got in a fight and you were there: I would be routing for you. I got pregnant: Help you out. I got dumped:Help you out. I pissed you off: I wouldn't say a word man. Not a word.
What Do You Think Of My..? Personality:I like it. Eyes:I like them too. Face:pretty. and white. Hair:multicolored.and pretty. Clothes:interesting. Voice:cute. Humor: you are way more humorous than I. Or you have a different humor. Or both. Choice of music:I like that too. Manerisms: they are cute and..*cringe* Family:never met 'em Body:...uh.. Friends:I haven't met the other side of your friend clique. Decisions:Okay.
Would You..? Be my friend:Duh. Tell me the truth no matter what:Yes. Lie to make me feel better:No, I'd tell you the truth. Spread rumors about me: No. Rumors suck ass. Those rumors about you at school they..*snarl* Keep a secret if I told you one:Yes. Loan me some cash:Yes. $.50 max. JK. Hold my hand:Yes. Take a bullet for me:...maybe. Keep in touch:Yes. Try and solve my problems:I'd at least help you. Love me:sure. Ditch me:no Use me:no Date me:no Rape me:no Beat me up:no
I cried: Stare at you like an idiot and try to help, but I really wouldn't do anything constructive.
I asked you to help: I would.
I died from natural causes: I'd go to your funeral and put rhinestones on your grave.
I said I liked you: *mouth drops open*
I kissed you: Kiss you back o'course.
I started smoking: Make you quit. Ciggarettes taste like ass. Not that I've tasted ass or anything..
I stole something: Be your accomplice.
I was hospitalized: Visit you and bring you candy.
I ran away from home: Wish you good luck.
I got in a fight and you were there: I would be routing for you.
I got pregnant: Help you out.
I got dumped:Help you out.
I pissed you off: I wouldn't say a word man. Not a word.
What Do You Think Of My..?
Personality:I like it.
Eyes:I like them too.
Face:pretty. and white.
Hair:multicolored.and pretty.
Clothes:interesting.
Voice:cute.
Humor: you are way more humorous than I. Or you have a different humor. Or both.
Choice of music:I like that too.
Manerisms: they are cute and..*cringe*
Family:never met 'em
Body:...uh..
Friends:I haven't met the other side of your friend clique.
Decisions:Okay.
Would You..?
Be my friend:Duh.
Tell me the truth no matter what:Yes.
Lie to make me feel better:No, I'd tell you the truth.
Spread rumors about me: No. Rumors suck ass. Those rumors about you at school they..*snarl*
Keep a secret if I told you one:Yes.
Loan me some cash:Yes. $.50 max. JK.
Hold my hand:Yes.
Take a bullet for me:...maybe.
Keep in touch:Yes.
Try and solve my problems:I'd at least help you.
Love me:sure.
Ditch me:no
Use me:no
Date me:no
Rape me:no
Beat me up:no
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