get this. after having a bad day (i'm not getting into specifics, lets just say it sucked.) this is what happens to me: (its ok to laugh, i'm not that mad about it anymore.)
- I got locked out of my house
- The garage door usually opens...
- It wouldn't.
- I broke into my sunroom which is connected to the rest of the house by a sliding glass door.
- Which was also locked.
- I tried to climb onto my roof over the garage (its like 8 ft off the ground, or some other crazy low number) to open the window to my room because it's ALWAYS open, but i couldn't reach with a chair.
- I dragged the table from my sunroom out in the mud (and dog poop) and put the chair on top of that, and i STILL couldn't reach (and what's more, i almost fell.)
- I stood on the propane tank and grabbed on to the roof and nearly made it....
- But I slipped.
- And fell.
- Off the roof.
- I kicked the wall and left a black mark...
- And hurt my ankle.
- Figures.
- And then it started raining.
- I walked to the other ONE window that could POSSIBLY be opened (and was reachable from ground level).
- Apparently that window sticks.
- And apparently there's a shitload of mud right underneath that window.
- I called my neighbor to ask her for her key.
- She has call waiting and wouldnt pick up the damn beep
- I walked to her house and rang the bell 4x and no one answered
- But her dogs howled.
- like MAD.
- I called my other neighbor, the only other one who has a key.
- (Yeah, like you thought they would answer.)
- Not a chance.
- 15 minutes later my neighbor (the 1st one) called back. "hey Alison was that you?" "Yeah. I'm kinda locked out." "Oh! come right over i have your key."
- 5 minutes later i FINALLY open my door ... and what does my faithful pet do? bark like mad, and run back upstairs to sleep on my moms bed. did i see any sign of her while i was trying to get in the house?
- no. nooo way.
- I take my shoes off, change (i was all muddy and wet) and finally realize i have the house to myself!
- thirty seconds later my brother walks in.
- a minute and thirty seconds later my mom walks in.
i was like, i give UP. i can't take this anymore!! i dont understand why this stuff happens to me! and on the day where i REALLY wasnt in the mood.