i've heard there's an unseen force always at work. if there is, then why is it picking on me?

Apr 04, 2005 18:33


get this. after having a bad day (i'm not getting into specifics, lets just say it sucked.) this is what happens to me: (its ok to laugh, i'm not that mad about it anymore.)

 
  • I got locked out of my house
  • The garage door usually opens...
  • It wouldn't.
  • I broke into my sunroom which is connected to the rest of the house by a sliding glass door.
  • Which was also locked.
  • I tried to climb onto my roof over the garage (its like 8 ft off the ground, or some other crazy low number) to open the window to my room because it's ALWAYS open, but i couldn't reach with a chair.
  • I dragged the table from my sunroom out in the mud (and dog poop) and put the chair on top of that, and i STILL couldn't reach (and what's more, i almost fell.)
  • I stood on the propane tank and grabbed on to the roof and nearly made it....
  • But I slipped.
  • And fell.
  • Off the roof.
  • I kicked the wall and left a black mark...
  • And hurt my ankle.
  • Figures.
  • And then it started raining.
  • I walked to the other ONE window that could POSSIBLY be opened (and was reachable from ground level).
  • Apparently that window sticks.
  • And apparently there's a shitload of mud right underneath that window.
  • I called my neighbor to ask her for her key.
  • She has call waiting and wouldnt pick up the damn beep
  • I walked to her house and rang the bell 4x and no one answered
  • But her dogs howled.
  • like MAD.
  • I called my other neighbor, the only other one who has a key.
  • (Yeah, like you thought they would answer.)
  • Not a chance.
  • 15 minutes later my neighbor (the 1st one) called back. "hey Alison was that you?"   "Yeah. I'm kinda locked out." "Oh! come right over i have your key."
  • 5 minutes later i FINALLY open my door ... and what does my faithful pet do? bark like mad, and run back upstairs to sleep on my moms bed. did i see any sign of her while i was trying to get in the house?
  • no. nooo way.
  • I take my shoes off, change (i was all muddy and wet) and finally realize i have the house to myself!
  • thirty seconds later my brother walks in.
  • a minute and thirty seconds later my mom walks in.


i was like, i give UP. i can't take this anymore!! i dont understand why this stuff happens to me! and on the day where i REALLY wasnt in the mood.

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