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I would just like to share with all of you a good joke I just got off my popsicle stick....How did the skunk call home? -On his smell-ular phone...WHEW..isn't that hilarious..or I'm crazy..one of the 2! With that..kelli reminded me of the time we drove to miami and I kept reading her the laffy taffy jokes and she would guess them all..man that really pissed me off. I think I will share a little more humor from miami. I had a cold on the way up. So every 6 hours I took medicine...well..the first 4 of the 6 hours the medicine made me sleep so I left kelli in the back by herself while I was passed out most of the time. Then...when we got there and stepped out of the car..I was sure we had just stepped into hell. With the temp of 105 and the humidity at 150% us Indiana chicas were a bit roasted! Then...we went to South beach at night to walk along the beach....there...I had to tell Kelli.."Kelli, stop watching the people have sex!" To which she replied..."OH, I was trying to figure out what they were doing!" Then we found out not much longer that a couple had been beaten and killed on that beach a few weeks prior..GREAT! Then..we went to Bongo's..they had awesome food...but we had to wait 4 hours to be seated...I'm not kidding...literally 4 hours. And while we waited we had to stand outside and watch all these not white girls dance. While some ugly chick with horse teeth looked us up and down. Oh..it gets better...when we finally get seated...the waiter comes up to the only blonde haired, blue eyed, fair skinned girl at the table and starts speaking spanish. Mind you..I'm at a table with all hispanic people and even kelli could pass with her dark hair and eyes..but really...me....right! Thankfully we sat by 2 girls that made the evening better and we had some damn good food. Oh, but the stories don't stop there. Unfortunately this will be a bit edited because of who I am afraid might read this entry! Anyway, then there was the people..I got to see a cross dresser..that was great and then we saw a man..laying out of the beach snorting coke. GREAT! Never seen that in good ole markleville!!! Hmm...Then..we went to lay out on the beach..and while we were walking onto the beach the guy renting out umbrellas and seats says...(referring to me) I saw that girl coming and thought...she's gonna need an umbrella..THANKS...they all thought that was SO funny! Then there was South america..maybe..I think that's what it was called..I can't remember..some restaurant where kelli and I both went bra less because I couldn't' wear a bra because I was so burnt (the umbrella obviously didn't help) so kelli went bra less with me. Then when we got there..we were talking about kelli's future and I told her what was gonna happen...and I said.."I had a vision...I'm the pope!" Then...while waiting out in the car with stinky feet Tony....kelli looks at the mural on the wall and says.." I painted that" to which I add "and I helped." I'm pretty sure we were on drugs. I understand that these things probably aren't funny to most of you but me and kelli are bustin a gut! I did leave some out for certain reasons and kelli remind me of the ones I missed or forgot...cause I know there are plenty...some I left out of purpose. And to end the story..kelli and I fly home by ourselves...and we have a connecting flight in Chicago. Kelli was pissed at me cause I kept riding the moving things and she just wanted to walk and I was mad cause she was rushing me..we were definitely ready for home. Plus..I still couldn't wear a bra so I had on a strapless bra, tshirt, capri sweat pants, pink agile socks, and one yellow one blue nike shoe! GREAT FUN! I love remembering crazy things like that..the kind that make you laugh harder every time you think about them! Whew..anyway...night all..bed time!