Ode to a Great Movie
Stacey: Happy Anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne: Stacey, we broke up two months ago.
Stacey: Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.
Wayne: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
Stacey: Well are you gonna go to the Gas Works tonight?
Wayne: No.
Guys: No!
Stacey: Don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset.
Stacey: Open it...
Wayne: Ok...What is it?
Stacey: It's a gun rack!
Wayne: A gun rack? A gun rack. Sha! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Stacey: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if you're not careful, you're gonna lose me.
Wayne: I lost you two months ago! Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!
Wayne: Stacey, we broke up two months ago.
Stacey: Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.
Wayne: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
Stacey: Well are you gonna go to the Gas Works tonight?
Wayne: No.
Guys: No!
Stacey: Don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset.
Stacey: Open it...
Wayne: Ok...What is it?
Stacey: It's a gun rack!
Wayne: A gun rack? A gun rack. Sha! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Stacey: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if you're not careful, you're gonna lose me.
Wayne: I lost you two months ago! Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!