Genrevore

Aug 31, 2006 19:53

REDISTRIBUTED WITH ADDITIONAL INFORMATION HEREIN

For Internal Use Only
Not for Outside Distribution

Failure to comply will be met with discipline as outlined in employee document HR-435-A.

The following is our new mission statement. All Genrevore employees are hereby ordered to read and adjust his or her personal philosophy according to the document herein.

Genrevore's purpose is to force others to refuse to accept boredom as the de facto standard of club activities, to make others think outside the confines which the may have previously been willingly allow them self to be placed and to maintain patience and a sense of excitement as we constantly seeking out new, lesser known, or currently socially unaccepted sounds and experiences within the existential metascape to present to our attendees, We will accomplishing this by listening to everything and giving all sounds the potential for acceptance and by taking every opportunity teaching those who do not want to learn or accept the sound scape as it exists and we will work to destroy the accepted notion of what is a club activity. By the end of the year we will kill at least four people with the power of concentrated awesome and continue working towards preparing the host bodies for the coming invasion of the Genrevore Race and obtain at least $1,504,897 by Tuesday, August 28, 2007.

So as you can see. We must continue to destroy boredom and we must prepare the host bodies for the coming Genrevore superiority. The current low level Host Exchange Programs look to explode with school back in session in the Baltimore Area. We will cater to those in college looking to experiment.

The next Host Exchange Deployment is this Friday, Sept 1st, once more at Joe Squared. Once more we are not charging the subjects and we are plying them with inexpensive yet excellent alcohol and food.

If anyone has any questions, please do not hesitate to share our "web page" with them.

-KGV

www.genrevore.com
www.myspace.com/genrevore
www.joesquared.com
www.myspace.com/joesquaredpizzabar
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