All my complaints shrink to nothing. I'm ashamed of all my somethings.
TWITTER UPDATES (part deux!):
APRIL:
i find myself really despising work. this isnt unusual. whats unusual is despising being home on my days off. i obviously need a change.11:36 PM Apr 1st from web
it's one minute to midnight right now, and i'm supposed to get up for work around 3:30am. i'm full of smarts.11:59 PM Apr 2nd from TwitterFox
im shaking what my momma gave me instead of going to bed. how can you go to bed when you feel like dancing?11:01 PM Apr 3rd from TwitterFox
just came from a wedding reception. four kids were there that remembered me from a class we had together in 04. i barely remembered them.9:03 PM Apr 4th from TwitterFox
my dear friend History Friend made me a hot choc yesterday, and it burnt my tongue pretty bad. so bad, it was still burnt all day today. it hurts.9:41 PM Apr 4th from TwitterFox
I almost came out of Borders today with $55 worth of books. I came out with just under $40 worth. I dont feel like i saved very much.7:46 PM Apr 5th from TwitterFox
im fantasizing about taking a road trip to either Denver or Minneapolis to go see Lily Allen in concert on the 9th and 11th respectively.9:40 PM Apr 5th from TwitterFox
a book i bought yesterday contains a sentence with a missing punctuation mark, several missing commas, and the word "Jesus'ss." i overpaid.9:17 PM Apr 6th from TwitterFox
A new day is dawning for me. Im not going to let what other people may think of me bother me anymore. If i want to sing, im going to sing.9:29 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
if i feel perky, i'm going to be perky. if i feel like dancing, i'm going to dance.9:30 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
think what you want of me, world. I'm feeling great.9:30 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
Im completely in love with 80s music. I just came from "Adventureland" and totally forgot about Rock Me Amadeus and Dont Dream It's Over.6:44 PM Apr 8th from TwitterFox
I bought the new Lonely Island cd "Incredibad" and am so tickled to have Natalie's Rap and Lazy Sunday on my iPod.9:54 PM Apr 8th from TwitterFox
Came back from a book signing. Author lives in Omaha. My dream of being a published author sounds more and more realistic. <3 3:26 PM Apr 11th from web
so last night i legitimately went to Adventureland, and then totally snuck into I Love You, Man, afterward. I feel like a rebel.4:24 PM Apr 12th from web
Easter is now official for me. I got Peeps and Cadbury Eggs when i woke up this morning.4:34 PM Apr 12th from TwitterFox
Birthdays have become more like, the-day-you-remember-all-the-things-you-havent-accomplished-yet days. Basically one big "FAILURE!!" day.4:06 PM Apr 13th from TwitterFox
EVERMORE! its my new favorite book of the moment since Twilight. You think Edward Cullen is dreamy? Try Damen Auguste.5:45 PM Apr 17th from TwitterFox
but... i should also warn those who are looking for something BETTER than Twilight, Evermore is not better... but just as exciting.5:57 PM Apr 17th from TwitterFox
So, i've come to the conclusion that nothing edible is healthy. sucktacular.8:05 PM Apr 19th from TwitterFox
Just wants to finish writing her book now. Like now. I love it, dont get me wrong, but oy.5:49 PM Apr 21st from TwitterFox
im glad my boss doesn't work tomorrow. im expecting a nasty note from her about how i ruined the muffins today. if only i cared.10:26 PM Apr 21st from web
My favorite person on The Biggest Loser, Kristin, got kicked off. :( I hope Ron and/or Mike goes down.11:02 PM Apr 21st from web
im writing a book and i find it hard to believe the love interest is someone i made up. im pretty sure hes real and in love with me.5:18 PM Apr 22nd from TwitterFox
im house/cat-sitting for history friend and her bf whilst they are in Michigan for 5 days. Its 5am and im reluctant to sleep on their bed.5:10 AM Apr 23rd from web
Just in case anyone wanted a follow up, my boss did in fact leave me a nasty note.5:12 AM Apr 23rd from web
If there is one thing i certainly don't take for granted it's my iPod and every opportunity i get to listen to it. Oh, and sight.2:01 PM Apr 23rd from web
Dear Ticketmaster, WTF is up with the $8 convenience fee? Lets just blatantly rip me off and not feel guilty about it. K THX, Alisa6:48 PM Apr 23rd from TwitterFox
Names I plan to name future pets: Lola, Lucy, Ginger, Calliope, Swisher, Nickel, Aurelia.5:02 PM Apr 25th from web
History Friend has a boy cat named "Cal" and after watching Grey's Anatomy ive had a hard time not calling him "Calliope," which is a girls name.5:15 PM Apr 25th from web
History Friend's 3-yr-old cousin calls him "Cow" which i also have a hard time not calling him. I want a cat just to specifically call him/her "Cow"5:16 PM Apr 25th from web
im in serious need of a life. where do you get those?4:32 PM Apr 26th from TwitterFox
sometimes i think about putting in the most shocking thing i can think of as my status on facebook just to see who all is paying attention.7:00 PM Apr 26th from web
History Friend's kitties love me. :)11:54 AM Apr 27th from web
i need an edit button here for when i realize i put "your" instead of "you're" those are the times im desperate for the edit feature4:41 PM Apr 28th from web
I totally heart Baz Luhrmann. I just watched Romeo + Juliet (1st time in 7 yrs) and Moulin Rouge (2nd time ever) recently, both are genius.4:54 PM Apr 28th from TwitterFox
im totally jealous of Actress Coworker, because she gets to play a Flight Attendant in the new George Clooney movie partially filmed here.4:55 PM Apr 28th from TwitterFox
its not fair that when im in a decently good mood, that my coworker has to be on the brink of choking someone. walking on eggshells all day2:10 PM Apr 29th from web
went to the dentist for a check up. had to do 18(!!) xrays. then the hygienist proceeded to irritate my gums for an hour. no cavities.4:29 PM Apr 29th from web
Best thing ever: i might have seven straight days off of work without even asking for it! Eff yeah!4:31 PM Apr 29th from web
Gah! I'm so mad that they brought Daniel Faraday back on Lost only to flipping kill him off! By his mother no less! Rude!6:09 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
I probably should've put a spoiler alert on that tweet.6:09 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
I just get so emotional! i cant help myself!6:12 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
omg. i just want it to be 5/5 already. Cinco de Mayo... get here ahora! rapido por favor!11:11 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
MAY:
My boss is a liar. I only get four days off in a row. boo.1:45 PM May 1st from web
got my car taxes statement today. completely threw a ginormous fit about the insane wheel tax and how expensive it is and how wrong it is.11:32 PM May 1st from web
History Friend and Fetus Fajitas taught me how to uTorrent tv shows. United States of Tara... i'm coming for you.11:35 PM May 1st from web
I had a blast going to the Renaissance Fair today with History Friend. It was so nerdtastic i never wanted to leave! A guy was shepherding geese!8:40 PM May 3rd from TwitterFox
Performance Reviews came today. Everyone company wide got shitty ones. I was no exception. Feel like a failure. Thanks Target!9:51 PM May 4th from TwitterFox
Jason Mraz in merely a few hours! ahhhh!5:19 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
i bought a new shirt just for the concert. i actually look kinda hot believe it or not.5:20 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
(not.)5:20 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
Jason Mraz makes me feel so... inappropriately good.12:13 AM May 6th from TwitterFox
History Friend is trying to get me to rent an apartment in Dundee b/c the 'landlord' is hot.11:11 PM May 6th from web
History Friend keeps showing me apartments that look old and crummy. I don't have the heart to tell her i like new apartments that have a foundation.2:08 AM May 8th from web
She also keeps showing me apartments that are far away from my home and job. Granted, lots of the ones close to home and job are expensive.2:10 AM May 8th from web
I'm thinking I might have to find a roommate when i move out. And by that i mean coax, hypnotize, or trick someone into being my roommate.2:13 AM May 8th from TwitterFox
Im really sick of Emma and Emily being the top baby names. Everyone is named Emma and Emily. Do we really need more Emma's and Emily's?1:31 PM May 8th from TwitterFox
(no offense to people named Emma and Emily)1:31 PM May 8th from TwitterFox
I just made my mom the most bitchin card ever. I had to show it to her early because it's just that fantastic.10:55 PM May 8th from web
i always feel awkward when i go shopping with skinny people bc they always want to go to skinny stores, and im afraid theyll kick me out8:04 PM May 9th from TwitterFox
Im writing this character who i want to be like a funny too-cool-to-be-true Juno-esque character, but im absolutely none of those things.9:26 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
it makes it extremely difficult to write her dialog.9:27 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
why couldn't i be @ diablocody? You know, i seriously think to myself, "what would diablo cody write?"9:27 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
Tara got robbed on Biggest Loser. Should the person who won every challenge win or the person whose always below the yellow line, Helen?10:33 PM May 12th from web
F! Omaha just elected the dumbest person ever for mayor. And i was too busy writing my story to vote. dumb dumb dumb. lesson learned.10:40 PM May 12th from TwitterFox
LOST FINALE TONIGHT! Sorry, that just felt like an all-caps kinda statement. Someone dies tonight!! Oh, the excitement!7:19 PM May 13th from TwitterFox
I hate tv shows. they force me to love them and then they abuse my love by maybe or maybe not killing characters i love.11:33 PM May 14th from TwitterFox
i spent all night and part of this morning surfing for wedding gowns for my book. now i want one. i feel like Monica on Friends.4:42 PM May 15th from web
i may be one of the only people who actually likes cemeteries. I like seeing names and wondering what their life was like.6:58 PM May 16th from web
I was honoring my grandparents and cleaning their headstones when i found a headstone written in like... czech or something.6:59 PM May 16th from web
i'm DYING to see Star Trek. ...which is a sentence i never thought i'd ever say in my lifetime.6:24 PM May 17th from web
facebook is officially freaking me out. it just suggested that i be friends with my mom. we have no mutual friends. how does it know?!?5:59 PM May 19th from TwitterFox
and then theres the whole elementary school thing... i didn't tell facebook where i went to elementary school... how does it know?6:01 PM May 19th from TwitterFox
If that bit with Kara DioGuardi isn't on YouTube tomorrow, i will break down and cry.9:14 PM May 20th from TwitterFox
Dear Ankle, you can suck it. its difficult for me to keep you higher than my heart for 10m 3x a day AND ice you. i'm just not that bendy.9:25 PM May 21st from TwitterFox
i have a reoccuring fantasy where i win American Idol... or at least make it to the top 12 so i can sing at the finale with a celeb musician1:51 PM May 22nd from TwitterFox
However, since i was in diapers i've been using my shampoo bottle as a make-shift Oscar.1:53 PM May 22nd from TwitterFox
yesterday morning, i redeemed a $25 iTunes gift card. This morning there's roughly $3 left.10:00 PM May 23rd from web
i hate the bakery during holidays. boss almost made it the whole day w/out insulting/belittling me. almost.9:25 PM May 24th from TwitterFox
mom told me today that there are people out there who dont believe the holocaust happened. and my brain exploded in disbelief.9:29 PM May 24th from TwitterFox
so i planned on laying down, propping my gimp ankle, and reading but the songs i just downloaded are causing me to dance. im terrible.11:52 AM May 25th from TwitterFox
i took a load of books/dvds/cds over to the Half Price Book store and got $75 for it all. promptly spent $30 of it on Queen Greatest Hits2:34 PM May 27th from TwitterFox
my cousin gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on the 27th and i held him yesterday. tried but couldn't figure out our exact relation.11:04 AM May 29th from TwitterFox
i'm afraid i may be addicted to HuHot. why must you be expensive, HuHot? I'd go there everyday if you weren't.4:50 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
Dear Shonda Rhimes as much as i care bout the fate of George OMalley id rather wait til nxt season 2 know n listen 2 less drama in the media4:55 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
it killed me to have to resort to using "2" and "n" in my last tweet. internet lingo is going to kill the english language.4:56 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
JUNE:
i'm crazy excited for the sims 3 tomorrow! had a sims-a-thon all week in preparation.1:36 PM Jun 1st from web
story of my life: me-Yay! I have some cash built up! car-I sprung a leak that'll cost you $1000 to repair! me-im never gonna move out.3:30 PM Jun 2nd from web
while in lincoln i spotted two oddities. 1. a furbie on a dashboard. 2. the mystery machine. ya know, the one scooby doo's gang rides?6:21 PM Jun 3rd from TwitterFox
OMG. FLYLEAF IS COMING TO SOKOL ON 8/7! im going no matter what. the last 2 times they were here, the Lost finale was on. both times.3:09 PM Jun 4th from TwitterFox
i really wish i knew someone as into Flyleaf as i am.3:09 PM Jun 4th from TwitterFox
my brother is like 50x nicer to me when my parents go on vacation without us.7:34 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFox
"i really want to be thin" is what i was thinking directly before thinking "a large mocha espresso smoothie sounds good..."12:53 PM Jun 6th from TwitterFox
me = fail.12:53 PM Jun 6th from TwitterFox
i was actually feeling really awesome at work today, and 100% of the credit goes to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.6:39 PM Jun 6th from web
sometimes i wish i was Karen O. or had a super cool name like, Karen O. Hi. My name is Karen O. what does the O stand for? Nothing. O.6:40 PM Jun 6th from web
ps, i know her last name is Orzolek6:41 PM Jun 6th from web
im working on trying to keep my hair both down and out from behind my ears. this is ridiculously difficult as i dont like hair in my face.10:25 PM Jun 6th from web
Wanna know something funny? I'm listening to NSync right now for the first time since like... 10th grade. it makes me laugh.10:26 PM Jun 6th from web
my music taste was so terrible six years ago. Oh young Alisa, you were so sheltered then.10:45 PM Jun 6th from web
No kidding, best line from a book: "Oh please," Angie says. "I'm thirty-five. I remember sex, sort of."8:54 PM Jun 7th from web
i have written 9 chapters (#9 is still in progress though), 149 pages, and over 50,000 words of my book, and i'm only 1/2 way through.11:58 AM Jun 8th from web
mom totally brought me back a whole bag of Walnettos from Colorado. she's a great mom. i think i'll keep her around.6:28 PM Jun 8th from web
i watch the office too much.11:38 PM Jun 8th from TwitterFox
why do i insist on listening to music when i'm writing? i get nothing done whenever i do.4:23 PM Jun 9th from TwitterFox
my store caught on fire yesterday. like they called the fire department kinda fire. not like "hey lets have one of our usual false alarms!"12:24 PM Jun 11th from web
it was on the news and everything. And, Merry Friend, before you ask, no, i didn't burn any bagels. it was a few hours after i left.12:26 PM Jun 11th from web
im pretty much bummed that i wasn't there for that.12:27 PM Jun 11th from web
"...what? No no, Target is on *fire*...the LOD says you still have to come to work." (caption on a pic on FB)2:48 PM Jun 11th from TwitterFox
i just came home and when i got to the front door... i tried using my electronic car-door opener to unlock the front door. didn't work well3:42 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
Everytime i drive down 90th between center and pacific, i pass this house with the address 1337, and it makes me laugh. because i am a nerd8:41 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
Normally i see about 0 mini coopers a year, but ive seen 7 of them in the past week. This infestation is a result of the economy me thinks.12:13 PM Jun 13th from TwitterFox
Dear Fazolis, lotsa lettuce, three cherry tomatoes and a few carrot shavings does not a salad make.12:13 PM Jun 13th from TwitterFox
mini cooper sightings count: 84:15 PM Jun 13th from web
things i miss: pogs. slap bracelets. days off of work. orlando bloom (where is he these days?) the radio actually playing good music.5:37 PM Jun 13th from web
since when did "contributing factor" end up meaning "the sole reason for?"4:57 PM Jun 14th from TwitterFox
ugh. i hate debating people.4:57 PM Jun 14th from TwitterFox
i hate answering the phone because apparently my mom and i sound exactly the same on the phone, and everyone assumes i'm her.5:04 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFox
i am ridiculously lucky to be living in the USA. I could just as easily be living in Iran right now. Thank God i'm not.11:31 AM Jun 16th from TwitterFox
why do i have to be such a quirk all the time?5:26 PM Jun 16th from web
im becoming a seriously boring person to be around. i need more spontaneous friends. where are interseting people my age? i cant find anyabout 23 hours ago from web
haha... interseting. ****interestingabout 23 hours ago from web
so, i was super excited to go to work today because i was having a fabulous hair day... and my crush was not working.about 7 hours ago from web
90% of my tweets begin with "so" but it ends up getting cut due to my excessive need for characters. im a bit wordy.about 7 hours ago from web
I like what PETA stands for but the organization (or whatev they are) is annoying sometimes. They're mad at the prez for swatting a fly.about 3 hours ago from TwitterFox
PETA, i'll start treating flies ethically when they start treating me ethically. they dont ask me if they can fly into my ear or my hair.about 3 hours ago from TwitterFox
things im really into right now: Alfred Hitchcock movies. Grace Kelly. this ottoman i bought on clearance. Flyleaf. Fazolis. Reading.18 minutes ago from TwitterFox
APRIL:
i find myself really despising work. this isnt unusual. whats unusual is despising being home on my days off. i obviously need a change.11:36 PM Apr 1st from web
it's one minute to midnight right now, and i'm supposed to get up for work around 3:30am. i'm full of smarts.11:59 PM Apr 2nd from TwitterFox
im shaking what my momma gave me instead of going to bed. how can you go to bed when you feel like dancing?11:01 PM Apr 3rd from TwitterFox
just came from a wedding reception. four kids were there that remembered me from a class we had together in 04. i barely remembered them.9:03 PM Apr 4th from TwitterFox
my dear friend History Friend made me a hot choc yesterday, and it burnt my tongue pretty bad. so bad, it was still burnt all day today. it hurts.9:41 PM Apr 4th from TwitterFox
I almost came out of Borders today with $55 worth of books. I came out with just under $40 worth. I dont feel like i saved very much.7:46 PM Apr 5th from TwitterFox
im fantasizing about taking a road trip to either Denver or Minneapolis to go see Lily Allen in concert on the 9th and 11th respectively.9:40 PM Apr 5th from TwitterFox
a book i bought yesterday contains a sentence with a missing punctuation mark, several missing commas, and the word "Jesus'ss." i overpaid.9:17 PM Apr 6th from TwitterFox
A new day is dawning for me. Im not going to let what other people may think of me bother me anymore. If i want to sing, im going to sing.9:29 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
if i feel perky, i'm going to be perky. if i feel like dancing, i'm going to dance.9:30 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
think what you want of me, world. I'm feeling great.9:30 PM Apr 7th from TwitterFox
Im completely in love with 80s music. I just came from "Adventureland" and totally forgot about Rock Me Amadeus and Dont Dream It's Over.6:44 PM Apr 8th from TwitterFox
I bought the new Lonely Island cd "Incredibad" and am so tickled to have Natalie's Rap and Lazy Sunday on my iPod.9:54 PM Apr 8th from TwitterFox
Came back from a book signing. Author lives in Omaha. My dream of being a published author sounds more and more realistic. <3 3:26 PM Apr 11th from web
so last night i legitimately went to Adventureland, and then totally snuck into I Love You, Man, afterward. I feel like a rebel.4:24 PM Apr 12th from web
Easter is now official for me. I got Peeps and Cadbury Eggs when i woke up this morning.4:34 PM Apr 12th from TwitterFox
Birthdays have become more like, the-day-you-remember-all-the-things-you-havent-accomplished-yet days. Basically one big "FAILURE!!" day.4:06 PM Apr 13th from TwitterFox
EVERMORE! its my new favorite book of the moment since Twilight. You think Edward Cullen is dreamy? Try Damen Auguste.5:45 PM Apr 17th from TwitterFox
but... i should also warn those who are looking for something BETTER than Twilight, Evermore is not better... but just as exciting.5:57 PM Apr 17th from TwitterFox
So, i've come to the conclusion that nothing edible is healthy. sucktacular.8:05 PM Apr 19th from TwitterFox
Just wants to finish writing her book now. Like now. I love it, dont get me wrong, but oy.5:49 PM Apr 21st from TwitterFox
im glad my boss doesn't work tomorrow. im expecting a nasty note from her about how i ruined the muffins today. if only i cared.10:26 PM Apr 21st from web
My favorite person on The Biggest Loser, Kristin, got kicked off. :( I hope Ron and/or Mike goes down.11:02 PM Apr 21st from web
im writing a book and i find it hard to believe the love interest is someone i made up. im pretty sure hes real and in love with me.5:18 PM Apr 22nd from TwitterFox
im house/cat-sitting for history friend and her bf whilst they are in Michigan for 5 days. Its 5am and im reluctant to sleep on their bed.5:10 AM Apr 23rd from web
Just in case anyone wanted a follow up, my boss did in fact leave me a nasty note.5:12 AM Apr 23rd from web
If there is one thing i certainly don't take for granted it's my iPod and every opportunity i get to listen to it. Oh, and sight.2:01 PM Apr 23rd from web
Dear Ticketmaster, WTF is up with the $8 convenience fee? Lets just blatantly rip me off and not feel guilty about it. K THX, Alisa6:48 PM Apr 23rd from TwitterFox
Names I plan to name future pets: Lola, Lucy, Ginger, Calliope, Swisher, Nickel, Aurelia.5:02 PM Apr 25th from web
History Friend has a boy cat named "Cal" and after watching Grey's Anatomy ive had a hard time not calling him "Calliope," which is a girls name.5:15 PM Apr 25th from web
History Friend's 3-yr-old cousin calls him "Cow" which i also have a hard time not calling him. I want a cat just to specifically call him/her "Cow"5:16 PM Apr 25th from web
im in serious need of a life. where do you get those?4:32 PM Apr 26th from TwitterFox
sometimes i think about putting in the most shocking thing i can think of as my status on facebook just to see who all is paying attention.7:00 PM Apr 26th from web
History Friend's kitties love me. :)11:54 AM Apr 27th from web
i need an edit button here for when i realize i put "your" instead of "you're" those are the times im desperate for the edit feature4:41 PM Apr 28th from web
I totally heart Baz Luhrmann. I just watched Romeo + Juliet (1st time in 7 yrs) and Moulin Rouge (2nd time ever) recently, both are genius.4:54 PM Apr 28th from TwitterFox
im totally jealous of Actress Coworker, because she gets to play a Flight Attendant in the new George Clooney movie partially filmed here.4:55 PM Apr 28th from TwitterFox
its not fair that when im in a decently good mood, that my coworker has to be on the brink of choking someone. walking on eggshells all day2:10 PM Apr 29th from web
went to the dentist for a check up. had to do 18(!!) xrays. then the hygienist proceeded to irritate my gums for an hour. no cavities.4:29 PM Apr 29th from web
Best thing ever: i might have seven straight days off of work without even asking for it! Eff yeah!4:31 PM Apr 29th from web
Gah! I'm so mad that they brought Daniel Faraday back on Lost only to flipping kill him off! By his mother no less! Rude!6:09 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
I probably should've put a spoiler alert on that tweet.6:09 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
I just get so emotional! i cant help myself!6:12 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
omg. i just want it to be 5/5 already. Cinco de Mayo... get here ahora! rapido por favor!11:11 PM Apr 30th from TwitterFox
MAY:
My boss is a liar. I only get four days off in a row. boo.1:45 PM May 1st from web
got my car taxes statement today. completely threw a ginormous fit about the insane wheel tax and how expensive it is and how wrong it is.11:32 PM May 1st from web
History Friend and Fetus Fajitas taught me how to uTorrent tv shows. United States of Tara... i'm coming for you.11:35 PM May 1st from web
I had a blast going to the Renaissance Fair today with History Friend. It was so nerdtastic i never wanted to leave! A guy was shepherding geese!8:40 PM May 3rd from TwitterFox
Performance Reviews came today. Everyone company wide got shitty ones. I was no exception. Feel like a failure. Thanks Target!9:51 PM May 4th from TwitterFox
Jason Mraz in merely a few hours! ahhhh!5:19 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
i bought a new shirt just for the concert. i actually look kinda hot believe it or not.5:20 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
(not.)5:20 PM May 5th from TwitterFox
Jason Mraz makes me feel so... inappropriately good.12:13 AM May 6th from TwitterFox
History Friend is trying to get me to rent an apartment in Dundee b/c the 'landlord' is hot.11:11 PM May 6th from web
History Friend keeps showing me apartments that look old and crummy. I don't have the heart to tell her i like new apartments that have a foundation.2:08 AM May 8th from web
She also keeps showing me apartments that are far away from my home and job. Granted, lots of the ones close to home and job are expensive.2:10 AM May 8th from web
I'm thinking I might have to find a roommate when i move out. And by that i mean coax, hypnotize, or trick someone into being my roommate.2:13 AM May 8th from TwitterFox
Im really sick of Emma and Emily being the top baby names. Everyone is named Emma and Emily. Do we really need more Emma's and Emily's?1:31 PM May 8th from TwitterFox
(no offense to people named Emma and Emily)1:31 PM May 8th from TwitterFox
I just made my mom the most bitchin card ever. I had to show it to her early because it's just that fantastic.10:55 PM May 8th from web
i always feel awkward when i go shopping with skinny people bc they always want to go to skinny stores, and im afraid theyll kick me out8:04 PM May 9th from TwitterFox
Im writing this character who i want to be like a funny too-cool-to-be-true Juno-esque character, but im absolutely none of those things.9:26 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
it makes it extremely difficult to write her dialog.9:27 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
why couldn't i be @ diablocody? You know, i seriously think to myself, "what would diablo cody write?"9:27 PM May 10th from TwitterFox
Tara got robbed on Biggest Loser. Should the person who won every challenge win or the person whose always below the yellow line, Helen?10:33 PM May 12th from web
F! Omaha just elected the dumbest person ever for mayor. And i was too busy writing my story to vote. dumb dumb dumb. lesson learned.10:40 PM May 12th from TwitterFox
LOST FINALE TONIGHT! Sorry, that just felt like an all-caps kinda statement. Someone dies tonight!! Oh, the excitement!7:19 PM May 13th from TwitterFox
I hate tv shows. they force me to love them and then they abuse my love by maybe or maybe not killing characters i love.11:33 PM May 14th from TwitterFox
i spent all night and part of this morning surfing for wedding gowns for my book. now i want one. i feel like Monica on Friends.4:42 PM May 15th from web
i may be one of the only people who actually likes cemeteries. I like seeing names and wondering what their life was like.6:58 PM May 16th from web
I was honoring my grandparents and cleaning their headstones when i found a headstone written in like... czech or something.6:59 PM May 16th from web
i'm DYING to see Star Trek. ...which is a sentence i never thought i'd ever say in my lifetime.6:24 PM May 17th from web
facebook is officially freaking me out. it just suggested that i be friends with my mom. we have no mutual friends. how does it know?!?5:59 PM May 19th from TwitterFox
and then theres the whole elementary school thing... i didn't tell facebook where i went to elementary school... how does it know?6:01 PM May 19th from TwitterFox
If that bit with Kara DioGuardi isn't on YouTube tomorrow, i will break down and cry.9:14 PM May 20th from TwitterFox
Dear Ankle, you can suck it. its difficult for me to keep you higher than my heart for 10m 3x a day AND ice you. i'm just not that bendy.9:25 PM May 21st from TwitterFox
i have a reoccuring fantasy where i win American Idol... or at least make it to the top 12 so i can sing at the finale with a celeb musician1:51 PM May 22nd from TwitterFox
However, since i was in diapers i've been using my shampoo bottle as a make-shift Oscar.1:53 PM May 22nd from TwitterFox
yesterday morning, i redeemed a $25 iTunes gift card. This morning there's roughly $3 left.10:00 PM May 23rd from web
i hate the bakery during holidays. boss almost made it the whole day w/out insulting/belittling me. almost.9:25 PM May 24th from TwitterFox
mom told me today that there are people out there who dont believe the holocaust happened. and my brain exploded in disbelief.9:29 PM May 24th from TwitterFox
so i planned on laying down, propping my gimp ankle, and reading but the songs i just downloaded are causing me to dance. im terrible.11:52 AM May 25th from TwitterFox
i took a load of books/dvds/cds over to the Half Price Book store and got $75 for it all. promptly spent $30 of it on Queen Greatest Hits2:34 PM May 27th from TwitterFox
my cousin gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on the 27th and i held him yesterday. tried but couldn't figure out our exact relation.11:04 AM May 29th from TwitterFox
i'm afraid i may be addicted to HuHot. why must you be expensive, HuHot? I'd go there everyday if you weren't.4:50 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
Dear Shonda Rhimes as much as i care bout the fate of George OMalley id rather wait til nxt season 2 know n listen 2 less drama in the media4:55 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
it killed me to have to resort to using "2" and "n" in my last tweet. internet lingo is going to kill the english language.4:56 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
JUNE:
i'm crazy excited for the sims 3 tomorrow! had a sims-a-thon all week in preparation.1:36 PM Jun 1st from web
story of my life: me-Yay! I have some cash built up! car-I sprung a leak that'll cost you $1000 to repair! me-im never gonna move out.3:30 PM Jun 2nd from web
while in lincoln i spotted two oddities. 1. a furbie on a dashboard. 2. the mystery machine. ya know, the one scooby doo's gang rides?6:21 PM Jun 3rd from TwitterFox
OMG. FLYLEAF IS COMING TO SOKOL ON 8/7! im going no matter what. the last 2 times they were here, the Lost finale was on. both times.3:09 PM Jun 4th from TwitterFox
i really wish i knew someone as into Flyleaf as i am.3:09 PM Jun 4th from TwitterFox
my brother is like 50x nicer to me when my parents go on vacation without us.7:34 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFox
"i really want to be thin" is what i was thinking directly before thinking "a large mocha espresso smoothie sounds good..."12:53 PM Jun 6th from TwitterFox
me = fail.12:53 PM Jun 6th from TwitterFox
i was actually feeling really awesome at work today, and 100% of the credit goes to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.6:39 PM Jun 6th from web
sometimes i wish i was Karen O. or had a super cool name like, Karen O. Hi. My name is Karen O. what does the O stand for? Nothing. O.6:40 PM Jun 6th from web
ps, i know her last name is Orzolek6:41 PM Jun 6th from web
im working on trying to keep my hair both down and out from behind my ears. this is ridiculously difficult as i dont like hair in my face.10:25 PM Jun 6th from web
Wanna know something funny? I'm listening to NSync right now for the first time since like... 10th grade. it makes me laugh.10:26 PM Jun 6th from web
my music taste was so terrible six years ago. Oh young Alisa, you were so sheltered then.10:45 PM Jun 6th from web
No kidding, best line from a book: "Oh please," Angie says. "I'm thirty-five. I remember sex, sort of."8:54 PM Jun 7th from web
i have written 9 chapters (#9 is still in progress though), 149 pages, and over 50,000 words of my book, and i'm only 1/2 way through.11:58 AM Jun 8th from web
mom totally brought me back a whole bag of Walnettos from Colorado. she's a great mom. i think i'll keep her around.6:28 PM Jun 8th from web
i watch the office too much.11:38 PM Jun 8th from TwitterFox
why do i insist on listening to music when i'm writing? i get nothing done whenever i do.4:23 PM Jun 9th from TwitterFox
my store caught on fire yesterday. like they called the fire department kinda fire. not like "hey lets have one of our usual false alarms!"12:24 PM Jun 11th from web
it was on the news and everything. And, Merry Friend, before you ask, no, i didn't burn any bagels. it was a few hours after i left.12:26 PM Jun 11th from web
im pretty much bummed that i wasn't there for that.12:27 PM Jun 11th from web
"...what? No no, Target is on *fire*...the LOD says you still have to come to work." (caption on a pic on FB)2:48 PM Jun 11th from TwitterFox
i just came home and when i got to the front door... i tried using my electronic car-door opener to unlock the front door. didn't work well3:42 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
Everytime i drive down 90th between center and pacific, i pass this house with the address 1337, and it makes me laugh. because i am a nerd8:41 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFox
Normally i see about 0 mini coopers a year, but ive seen 7 of them in the past week. This infestation is a result of the economy me thinks.12:13 PM Jun 13th from TwitterFox
Dear Fazolis, lotsa lettuce, three cherry tomatoes and a few carrot shavings does not a salad make.12:13 PM Jun 13th from TwitterFox
mini cooper sightings count: 84:15 PM Jun 13th from web
things i miss: pogs. slap bracelets. days off of work. orlando bloom (where is he these days?) the radio actually playing good music.5:37 PM Jun 13th from web
since when did "contributing factor" end up meaning "the sole reason for?"4:57 PM Jun 14th from TwitterFox
ugh. i hate debating people.4:57 PM Jun 14th from TwitterFox
i hate answering the phone because apparently my mom and i sound exactly the same on the phone, and everyone assumes i'm her.5:04 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFox
i am ridiculously lucky to be living in the USA. I could just as easily be living in Iran right now. Thank God i'm not.11:31 AM Jun 16th from TwitterFox
why do i have to be such a quirk all the time?5:26 PM Jun 16th from web
im becoming a seriously boring person to be around. i need more spontaneous friends. where are interseting people my age? i cant find anyabout 23 hours ago from web
haha... interseting. ****interestingabout 23 hours ago from web
so, i was super excited to go to work today because i was having a fabulous hair day... and my crush was not working.about 7 hours ago from web
90% of my tweets begin with "so" but it ends up getting cut due to my excessive need for characters. im a bit wordy.about 7 hours ago from web
I like what PETA stands for but the organization (or whatev they are) is annoying sometimes. They're mad at the prez for swatting a fly.about 3 hours ago from TwitterFox
PETA, i'll start treating flies ethically when they start treating me ethically. they dont ask me if they can fly into my ear or my hair.about 3 hours ago from TwitterFox
things im really into right now: Alfred Hitchcock movies. Grace Kelly. this ottoman i bought on clearance. Flyleaf. Fazolis. Reading.18 minutes ago from TwitterFox