"stressed" is just "desserts" backwards.
Im afraid that i may be related to the infamous Murphy. You know, the one with the Law? Anything that can go wrong, will? Yeah, i'm afraid that we may be cousins, or something. Lets make a list shall we? I'm long overdue for a list.
LIST OF WHY EVERYTHING IS WRONG:
1. (probably the most important of all:) I have no money. I have some money, but not nearly enough money.
2. My car is slowly falling apart. It's dying. It actually sounds like it's dying. Whenever i break, it sounds like i have a flat tire, because it sounds like metal scrapping against cement. I dont have a flat tire. Should i get this fixed, something else is bound to break, or make an icky noise, or whatever. I can never be ahead of this car. I plan on saving most of my money, getting a car loan from Targe... i mean, my place of employment's credit union, and paying them back a little every paycheck so it doesn't hurt as much.
3. As we all know, my computer is working a-ok, except it has no internet. oh, and if there is no disc in the D drive then it will not pop out on request -- for a half an hour. It also does not like to play Sims 2. Due to these problems, i have taken refuge and surf the net at my leisure at my mom's laptop, that is older than midas. This laptop doesn't recognize anything that goes into the D drive, and sometimes after hibernation will decide it cant remember what i was doing last, so it gives me this black and white message that tells me to either "Delete restoration data" or something like "Retry". Basically this means, that if i had any windows up or any documents up, my computer cant pull them up. So, i either have to delete restoration data (aka restart my computer) or retry again. Retry never works. never. So i have to delete restoration data, and the laptop pretends like it's restarting, only it works 50x slower than it ever should. This happens roughly every other time i come back from hibernation. So... i need a new computer. and i want an apple laptop that costs a ton of money. I've decided to get a new dell pc and then save up for the lovely apple. This has to come after getting a new car.
4. i want an apartment, but it'll have to wait until a) i can afford it, and b)the economy stops sucking.
5. im pretty convinced that the bigwigs over in targhetto are trying to KILL me. or make me cry in front of a camera. or make me kill someone. Im not sure which of the three they are after, but i'm leaning towards them trying to kill me. I'm a routine person, so im comfortable doing the same thing over and over again with minimal changes. I was prepared for a reset for spring (and there was one). They gave me more things to prepare, which i was not ok with, but nothing i cant handle. Then they decide that our store is evil because we didn't score well somewhere, and now all the overnighters have to start at 4am instead of 10pm the day before. This wouldn't affect me as much, if i wasn't coming in at 3am. But because i go in at 3am, i get more things done with minimal stress than i do if i come in at 4am. Now, i HAVE to come in at 4am, because no one will be here to open the door for me at 3am. I have to get everything cooked and ready to package by 8am. So, instead of having 5 hours to get things done, i'm going to have 4 hours. Im getting shorted an hour, but i have more things to prepare (aka take more time). Thanks Targhetto.
Oh! also, normally, me and the other baker have two truck days, (when the truck comes, we're the ones who have to put it away. its my least favorite part of the job), we both have a really big one, and then also a puny one. Well starting in a week, i get three of the four trucks, and she gets one. And knowing my luck, i'm getting the two big ones. Im seriously livid about this.
LIST OF WHY EVERYTHING IS WRONG:
1. (probably the most important of all:) I have no money. I have some money, but not nearly enough money.
2. My car is slowly falling apart. It's dying. It actually sounds like it's dying. Whenever i break, it sounds like i have a flat tire, because it sounds like metal scrapping against cement. I dont have a flat tire. Should i get this fixed, something else is bound to break, or make an icky noise, or whatever. I can never be ahead of this car. I plan on saving most of my money, getting a car loan from Targe... i mean, my place of employment's credit union, and paying them back a little every paycheck so it doesn't hurt as much.
3. As we all know, my computer is working a-ok, except it has no internet. oh, and if there is no disc in the D drive then it will not pop out on request -- for a half an hour. It also does not like to play Sims 2. Due to these problems, i have taken refuge and surf the net at my leisure at my mom's laptop, that is older than midas. This laptop doesn't recognize anything that goes into the D drive, and sometimes after hibernation will decide it cant remember what i was doing last, so it gives me this black and white message that tells me to either "Delete restoration data" or something like "Retry". Basically this means, that if i had any windows up or any documents up, my computer cant pull them up. So, i either have to delete restoration data (aka restart my computer) or retry again. Retry never works. never. So i have to delete restoration data, and the laptop pretends like it's restarting, only it works 50x slower than it ever should. This happens roughly every other time i come back from hibernation. So... i need a new computer. and i want an apple laptop that costs a ton of money. I've decided to get a new dell pc and then save up for the lovely apple. This has to come after getting a new car.
4. i want an apartment, but it'll have to wait until a) i can afford it, and b)the economy stops sucking.
5. im pretty convinced that the bigwigs over in targhetto are trying to KILL me. or make me cry in front of a camera. or make me kill someone. Im not sure which of the three they are after, but i'm leaning towards them trying to kill me. I'm a routine person, so im comfortable doing the same thing over and over again with minimal changes. I was prepared for a reset for spring (and there was one). They gave me more things to prepare, which i was not ok with, but nothing i cant handle. Then they decide that our store is evil because we didn't score well somewhere, and now all the overnighters have to start at 4am instead of 10pm the day before. This wouldn't affect me as much, if i wasn't coming in at 3am. But because i go in at 3am, i get more things done with minimal stress than i do if i come in at 4am. Now, i HAVE to come in at 4am, because no one will be here to open the door for me at 3am. I have to get everything cooked and ready to package by 8am. So, instead of having 5 hours to get things done, i'm going to have 4 hours. Im getting shorted an hour, but i have more things to prepare (aka take more time). Thanks Targhetto.
Oh! also, normally, me and the other baker have two truck days, (when the truck comes, we're the ones who have to put it away. its my least favorite part of the job), we both have a really big one, and then also a puny one. Well starting in a week, i get three of the four trucks, and she gets one. And knowing my luck, i'm getting the two big ones. Im seriously livid about this.