secret agent (wo)man
i had a dream today that i remember as vividly as i have ever remembered a dream (which is not very much but still its something). I had massive mind-boggling, hair-splitting, eye-popping blackmail on Jessica Simpson, and each piece of evidence that i had was in a room of four of my old elementary school classrooms.
my old elementary school was strange in that it had doorways leading to a main hallway like any other school, but most every room had an exit to the outside of the building. The school was built on a hill, so there was this huge hill you'd have to go down to get to the sidewalk, so it was fairly secure. i guess.
Anyway, i was being all stealthy and hiding because there were bad guys trying to get the information from me, and they were stalking outside of each entrance. I had a master key that would get me in any door of the school, whereas they didn't, so i just had to get past them to get inside each. The first door was pretty easy, a guy was stalking around so i just knocked him out, and got in. I dont know why i didn't think to go though the hallways of the school to get in each room, but apparently that wasn't an option or something, because i went back outside and stealthily made my way to door #2. i cant remember what the bad guys were doing in this one, but it was only a smidge harder to get inside, but nothing i couldn't handle.
Door #3 was harder. All appeared quiet, but when i went to unlock the door, a scruffy and muscley guy in a truck drove by (how this was even remotely possible, i have no idea) and he was threatening me to "hand over the evidence or else" and i choose "or else", so he drove off saying how i'd be sorry and as soon as i tried to put my key in the door knob these balls of fire would shoot past. i got down on the ground, as flat as i could (apparently i was thin too) and the balls of fire would pass over me (haha, as if this was possible in real life) and in between the pauses i'd lift back up and try to get my key in the door. After i succeeded getting the key in the door, a ball of fire would go past. i'd lift myself up and turn the key. ball of fire would pass. then pushing the door handle, i made my way inside just missing another ball of fire. I got the evidence, and once again left the way i came. The balls of fire were continuing, so i had to run to get to my next door. But it was no use because with the balls of fire, i wouldn't be able to get it open, so i ran to the back of the school, by the playground, where the balls of fire wouldn't be able to get me, and decided that using the hallways would be a more effective solution. and then i woke up.
i just thought the combination of Jessica Simpson + My Elementary School + a touch of Alias was interesting.