Do the bad thing. Take off your wedding ring.
Sometimes i log onto Facebook, and i'll see History Friend's status, or i'll see Old Best Friend's status and History Friend has commented something like "Ooh, i hope you feel better!" or "I cant wait to see you soon!" or some bullshit like that, and i fantasize about hitting the "inbox" tab, and then writing her a message that goes like this:
Dear History Friend,
FUCK YOU.
Hope all is well,
Alisa Valley.
and then the bubble pops, and i realize that i'm the bigger person for NOT writing that message. Still, i just want to throttle her because she has no reason to be this mad at me. She's mad at me because she thinks that i was ignoring her. I even apologized to her about it just so she'd get over it already. She hasn't even asked me why i'm mad at her. No. I'm mad at her, therefore she's automatically the victim, and i'm in the wrong. The end.
Bitch.
Sorry, i just.... i hate being fooled by phony self centered people, and i was. big time. and now i see her pulling the moves on Old Best Friend, and i feel like i'm losing Old Best Friend to History Friend, and i'm losing all of my friends to either non-friends, or school, or fiancees.
Anyway, Demon Boss has officially left the building. The wicked witch is dead! I trained my new boss, AND a new girl today. Two. I trained TWO new people today. I'm practically a warrior.
I'm not sure what i'm going to name my new boss, because i don't really know her that well, but i will as soon as i get to know her better.
The new girl, i'm going to name Photo Girl, because she's all into photography. Like, she actually went to school for it. She's a cutie. She has tattoos and piercings, but she's sweet and bubbly. It slays me that every person i meet who is all tattooed and pierced up, is really really nice and sweet. way conflicting! Anyway, Photo Girl is nice. I like her.
Dear History Friend,
FUCK YOU.
Hope all is well,
Alisa Valley.
and then the bubble pops, and i realize that i'm the bigger person for NOT writing that message. Still, i just want to throttle her because she has no reason to be this mad at me. She's mad at me because she thinks that i was ignoring her. I even apologized to her about it just so she'd get over it already. She hasn't even asked me why i'm mad at her. No. I'm mad at her, therefore she's automatically the victim, and i'm in the wrong. The end.
Bitch.
Sorry, i just.... i hate being fooled by phony self centered people, and i was. big time. and now i see her pulling the moves on Old Best Friend, and i feel like i'm losing Old Best Friend to History Friend, and i'm losing all of my friends to either non-friends, or school, or fiancees.
Anyway, Demon Boss has officially left the building. The wicked witch is dead! I trained my new boss, AND a new girl today. Two. I trained TWO new people today. I'm practically a warrior.
I'm not sure what i'm going to name my new boss, because i don't really know her that well, but i will as soon as i get to know her better.
The new girl, i'm going to name Photo Girl, because she's all into photography. Like, she actually went to school for it. She's a cutie. She has tattoos and piercings, but she's sweet and bubbly. It slays me that every person i meet who is all tattooed and pierced up, is really really nice and sweet. way conflicting! Anyway, Photo Girl is nice. I like her.