Apparently, gay men are gonna throw me a shower
A hilarious conversation with Parker. Some is taken out, but the parts I want yall to read are here
luckoIrish18: i got your message
luckoIrish18: was throwing a bridal shower
Le Entity: awww
Le Entity: yay! was it fun?
luckoIrish18: then had to pass out in exhaustion
Le Entity: I'm throwing one for Kim Dailey
luckoIrish18: twas
luckoIrish18: youre throwing a shower for kim?
Le Entity: yes.
Le Entity: see...
Le Entity: i'
luckoIrish18: couples shower?
Le Entity: m mad cuz guys never get to go.
luckoIrish18: haha i bet
Le Entity: so we are throwing her a gay men and kim wedding shower.
luckoIrish18: i miss you too
Le Entity: i'll throw you one, too
luckoIrish18: so whatre u doing for her shower?
Le Entity: um....
Le Entity: so, you know how there are avon ladies
Le Entity: well... tali had a birthday party with a lady that sold novelty items
Le Entity: so.... we are having one come for that
Le Entity: cuz we think it'll be funn
Le Entity: then we are taking her to a strip club
Le Entity: i mean.... it's so not classy
luckoIrish18: novelty items?
Le Entity: but it'll be hilarious
luckoIrish18: youre talking about a bachelorette party then
Le Entity: yeah... you know, adult items?
Le Entity: basically!
Le Entity: but since we can't go to that
Le Entity: we are making it a "shower"
luckoIrish18: oh boy
luckoIrish18: btw, this convo is goin in lj
Le Entity: lol
Le Entity: okay
Le Entity: i'll throw you a wedding shower, but yours will be classier
Le Entity: oh, btw, you know what i'm getting you for your wedding shower...
Le Entity: DVDs!
Le Entity: Maybe a season of Gilmore
Le Entity: or I'll make you a compilation DVD of scenes of Michael Vartan
luckoIrish18: oh boy!
Le Entity: of course, you'll be marrying him, so you won't need to see him acting because you'll just see him every day...
luckoIrish18: i was a bit worried when u said dvds
Le Entity: OH, lol
Le Entity: Alison... I know you too well to buy that for you
luckoIrish18: conceding, eh?
Le Entity: I mean, I want to be an uncle to your children
Le Entity: no
luckoIrish18: i dont care what you get me, you just better not bail out of it early
Le Entity: i just know i wouldn't be able to meet your kids if i gave you "DVDs"
Le Entity: of course not
luckoIrish18: i got your message
luckoIrish18: was throwing a bridal shower
Le Entity: awww
Le Entity: yay! was it fun?
luckoIrish18: then had to pass out in exhaustion
Le Entity: I'm throwing one for Kim Dailey
luckoIrish18: twas
luckoIrish18: youre throwing a shower for kim?
Le Entity: yes.
Le Entity: see...
Le Entity: i'
luckoIrish18: couples shower?
Le Entity: m mad cuz guys never get to go.
luckoIrish18: haha i bet
Le Entity: so we are throwing her a gay men and kim wedding shower.
luckoIrish18: i miss you too
Le Entity: i'll throw you one, too
luckoIrish18: so whatre u doing for her shower?
Le Entity: um....
Le Entity: so, you know how there are avon ladies
Le Entity: well... tali had a birthday party with a lady that sold novelty items
Le Entity: so.... we are having one come for that
Le Entity: cuz we think it'll be funn
Le Entity: then we are taking her to a strip club
Le Entity: i mean.... it's so not classy
luckoIrish18: novelty items?
Le Entity: but it'll be hilarious
luckoIrish18: youre talking about a bachelorette party then
Le Entity: yeah... you know, adult items?
Le Entity: basically!
Le Entity: but since we can't go to that
Le Entity: we are making it a "shower"
luckoIrish18: oh boy
luckoIrish18: btw, this convo is goin in lj
Le Entity: lol
Le Entity: okay
Le Entity: i'll throw you a wedding shower, but yours will be classier
Le Entity: oh, btw, you know what i'm getting you for your wedding shower...
Le Entity: DVDs!
Le Entity: Maybe a season of Gilmore
Le Entity: or I'll make you a compilation DVD of scenes of Michael Vartan
luckoIrish18: oh boy!
Le Entity: of course, you'll be marrying him, so you won't need to see him acting because you'll just see him every day...
luckoIrish18: i was a bit worried when u said dvds
Le Entity: OH, lol
Le Entity: Alison... I know you too well to buy that for you
luckoIrish18: conceding, eh?
Le Entity: I mean, I want to be an uncle to your children
Le Entity: no
luckoIrish18: i dont care what you get me, you just better not bail out of it early
Le Entity: i just know i wouldn't be able to meet your kids if i gave you "DVDs"
Le Entity: of course not