Star Pants

Sep 23, 2007 15:43

These pants are fully operational.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Now Jabba's put a price on your pants so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants.

The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

You must see these pants safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

So... you got your pants and you're just leaving then?

That's 'cause droids don't pull people's pants out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

In my experience, there's no such thing as pants.

C-3PO: Master Luke, sir. Pardon me for asking, but what should R2 and I do if we're discovered here?
Luke: Lock the door.
Han Solo: And hope they don't have pants.

You don't need to see his pants.
These aren't the pants you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: [holding up a ring of metal] Look, sir: Pants.

Maybe you would like it back in your pants, your highness?

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