V-day

Feb 14, 2008 10:31

Fuck Valentines Day!
Valentine's day is a load of shit. It's just a made up holiday that manipulates men into acting romantic for 5 minutes in order to get up a woman's skirt. The whole idea is ludicrous and insulting.
  Then...then there's the stupid kinky gifts. Fuzzy handcuffs are not a gift. Edible underwear..is not a gift. Dude, if you're THAT hungry, we'll go to the diner.
OH! And the clothing... let's not forget the "romantic" clothing. Why do I have a feeling men are only thinking of themselvs when they buy them?

This all twisted self entitlement men get out of Valentine's day drives me NUTS. It's like, just because they bought me a box of chocolates they feel they have the right to jam their cock in my ass.

SCREW THAT!

I'd rather spend the eight dollars myself and spare myself the ass pounding.

And that concludes my V-day rant.

rant, ali, v-day

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