Early Halloween rant
What the fuck happened to Halloween? Halloween used to be SCARY. It used to be weird costumes that dripped fake blood everywhere and CANDY FOR ALL. Now, for some reason, mass marketing has turned this once scary tradition into a cutesy day of half-assed candy dispensing. It seems that all the horrific and gross aspects of Halloween have been removed to make way for ''a kinder, gentler Halloween." One where there is no blood in sight! And all you see is happy little children dressed as soft, cuddly cartoon characters. *GAGS* This. Is not. HALLOWEEN. I'm also sick and tired of those little ghetto rats who use their street clothes to go trick-or-treating. "And what are you supposed to be?" "Yo, I'm a hardcore rappa'. Gimme some candy!" Well, come back when you have a real fucking costume and I'll give you some candy! Ya bastards! Remember, if you give them a handout now, without having them work for it, they're going to expect it later in life. *AHEM WELFARE*. AND enough with this storebought costume shit. Where's the fucking originality in that? How about you take some time and create your own costume? Get some old clothes, use some old makeup, and try to come up with something interesting and original. Use your brain! It makes the whole experience a lot more fun! Another thing - what happened to all the good horror movies? Years ago, when Halloween came around, there would be a slew of horror films released in the theaters! Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, the list goes on. What is there now? Every once in a while, during the SUMMER, ya get an American remake of a Japanese horror film. Whoopdeedoo. Horror films in August - USELESS. So all-in-all, I say it's time to put the HORROR back in Halloween. Get some fake eyeballs and put 'em in your mouth, or something weird like that! I'm sick and tired of having companies turn Halloween into another holiday that's so cutesy and lovable that it looks like Hello Kitty exploded all over the whole fucking day! It's horrible! And don't be stingy with the candy when I come around! Ya cheap bastards! Where's my candy?