Most fun meme evaaar!
Ya-ha, you guys! I've done a meme, yup yup. And it was SO MUCH FUN. Honestly, most awesome meme I ever did. I used my Super Nova characters for this, so for those who occasionally throw a look on my DA, you'll know who I'm talking about.
This meme contains a whole damn of lot various short drabbles, plus a pic of all of them and two omakes featuring all of them + me and my (evil) muse! I'll admire everyone who fights their way through this.
Off we gooo~
Guide:
(1.) Chose ten of your own characters and write them down on a paper.
If you don’t have ten OCs of your own, chose the other/ten characters from your favorite series, books, games, anime, etc.
(2.) Now toss a dice to decide the characters order. Like this: n=thrown number (from [7] on: 6+n)=spot in the rank order. If the number you’ve thrown is already taken, throw again.
(3.) Now insert the ten characters in your thrown order below.
[1] Lorelai Mystil
[2] Rascal Devoru
[3] Flair Biscay
[4] Kid Masuyo
[5] Flint Norris
[6] Koru Juudai
[7] Claw
[8] Dica Kisaragi
[9] Pyon
[10] Nue
Bigger version here at my DA.
(4.) Now try to picture the following scenarios. Write/draw to each scenario a little scene/drabble.
(5.) When you’ve finished the meme, tag three victims to make this quiz or offer a dear friend to do it voluntary.
Scenarios:
Kid invites Flair and Lorelai over for lunch. What happens?
Flair: Mmh, it’s absolutely delicious, Kikkun!
Lorelai: (moved to tears) I’ve never eaten anything this good in my life… You’re the perfect housewife.
Flair: (confused) But Kikkun is a guy.
Lorelai: This meal says something else.
Kid: I-I don’t know whether to cry or to laugh…
Lorelai cracks her finger nail - what’s her reaction? And how does Flair respond?
Lorelai: Huh? Why’s one of my finger nails suddenly shorter than the rest?
Flair: Dicaaa! Look what I found! It’s a finger nail! (Dica: YUCK! Stay away with that thing!!)
Kid has a blind date with Claw. What’s his first thought when he sees him?
Claw: … (pissed)
Kid: (sweating) I-I swear I didn’t know!
Claw: … (double-pissed)
Kid: (sweating) It - it was definitely Dica’s idea!
Claw: … (triple-pissed)
Kid: (sweating) P-please, oh please, don’t hurt me!!
Claw: … I’ll give you a five second head start.
Kid: HIEEEK!! (dashes off)
Nue wakes up in Rascal’s bed after a boozy night, cuddled up in his arms. What happens when Nue realizes where he is?
Nue: (looks up) Hn?
Rascal: Snooore…
Nue: … Nue doesn’t even want to know how this happened.
Rascal: (snuggling up to Nue) Missy, I love your bountiful mounds…
Nue: Nue hopes he doesn’t mean Nue when he says Missy.
Koru gets buried under a ton of bricks that come crashing down from the heavens out of the blue. Who would dig him out - Lorelai, Rascal or Dica - and why?
Rascal: Ahahaha! (wipes a tear away) Take cover everyone, it’s raining bricks! (laughs)
Koru: Quit laughing, will ya! Rather help me, you perverted ape!!
Rascal: Eeeh? What was that? Little Juudai’s asking the mighty, unique, handsome, godlike Rascal for help? Let me think about that…
Koru: Go to hell!!
Dica: (sigh) Lor, could you give me a hand here?
Lorelai: Sure! But don’t think that you can get into my panties--
Koru & Dica: NO WAY!!!
Claw’s kettle explodes. While he’s standing right next to it. Sabotage. Whose fault is it - Koru or Pyon’s? How does Claw react when he finds out?
Claw: … (super-pissed)
Koru & Pyon: (pointing at each other) It was him. (looking at each other) Don’t lie, it was you! (pissed) I saw you doing it! (furious) DON’T COPY ME!!
Claw: … (ultra-pissed)
Koru: All right, there’s only one way to figure out the real culprit - we’ll go to court! Of course I’m gonna be the judge.
Pyon: You’re the defendant!
Claw: Fuck, somebody get me outta here.
Nue has the crazy idea to try for Pop Idol and actually makes it to the last round that is aired on TV. What’s the jury’s commentary, what’s the name of Nue’s song and how does Nue react to everything?
Nue: (murmuring some really depressive song)
Jury: That was a load of shit. We’re looking for a singer here, not some small fry that babbles monotonic nonsense to music. Go be a rapper if you just wanna chat.
Nue: Philistines.
You’re desperately in search for a babysitter. Who do you pick, Lorelai or Koru?
Me: I think I’m gonna pick Lorelai. It’s probably better to have a woman do the job. The kid would have lots of fun with Koru, though.
Koru: We should just work together and split the money fair and square!
Lorelai: … Are you trying to get into my panties? Kyaaa… (blush)
Koru: HELL NO!!
Claw tries to flirt with Dica. What does Dica do to get rid of Claw?
Claw: (dragging a half-dead criminal along) For you. You can give him the death blow.
Dica: GYAAH! ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE?!
Claw: … Women are too fucking complicated.
Make up an e-mail-address for Flint.
Hard-as-steel@musclesforyou.com
Pyon tries to convince Flint to accompany him to a strip club. How does it end?
Pyon: (traumatized) Naked humans scary… Naked humans yucky…
Flint: (drop) I tried to tell you that strip clubs aren’t about comic strips.
Pyon murders Rascal’s best friend. What does Rascal do for revenge - or what does he do at all?
Rascal: My best friend’s long dead and that’s certainly not Pyon’s fault.
Pyon: Phew, that means it’s not that bad that I accidentally broke your watch with that naked woman on it…
Rascal: CHERRY!? NOOO!!
Koru holds a very destructive weapon that can destroy the world - what will happen?
Koru: Whoa, cool! (pokes it)
Earth explodes.
Flair und Flint go to the bank to pick up their statement. While they’re there, the bank gets robbed - what do Flair and Flint do?
Flint: You won’t get your hands on our research grants!! (pulls out his gun)
Flair: Go, Ossan! Show them who’s shooting the show!
Flint: Err, don’t you mean ‘running’… Wait a sec, help me out here, will ya!!
Kid gives you flowers as a present - what’s your reaction?
Kid: (blushes) Be-because we’re alive thanks to you…
Me: Kyaaa, you’re too cute!
(Mousse: That’s thanks to ME!!)
Rascal and Claw cuddle and snog. Suddenly, Nue pops in - completely clueless… What happens?
Nue: Ah.
Rascal: …
Claw: …
Nue: Nue saved the data.
Rascal & Claw: WHAT?!!
Kid jumps at you in a dark alleyway! Who comes to your rescue - Rascal, Claw or Nue?
Kid: I have a question, Kara-san! (jumps me)
Me: (faints with a groggy grin)
Kid: Oops. (sees Nue running by) Heeey! Can you give me hand here?
Nue: Nue doesn’t have time. (runs away)
Rascal & Claw: (run after him) STOP RIGHT NOW!! YOU’VE GOTTA DELETE THAT!!
Kid: (sigh) Damn it.
Nue is totally drunk and kisses Pyon! What’s Koru’s reaction?
Koru: How the hell can a Mecha get drunk…?
Pyon: Heeelp!! (tries to shove Nue away)
Nue: (swaying) Awawawa…
Hard to believe, but: One morning, Flint finds a poisonous snake in his bed - not by coincidence. Who wanted to “let” Flint get poisoned: Dica, Nue or Lorelai? Why?
Flint: (cringe) That’s not really hard to guess… (glances at Lorelai)
Lorelai: (grins darkly) Close shave, Norris.
Flint: (angst)
Scandal! Flair threw a party with her famous friends Kid, Flint, Claw and Nue… that kind of got out of hand. What are the headlines of the gossip rags the next day?
Newsboy: Breaking news! Lady Flair Biscay caught running through town with panties on her head! Elder woman followed by a naked muscle man! Middle schooler claims, ‘Doomsday is upon us’! And a wimpy boy gets taken hostage during a raid! Who’s the guy that locked himself up in a candy store!?
Nue gets nominated as dictator of a peaceful, little country - what’s the first thing Nue does?
Nue: Nue wasn’t programmed to give orders. Nue serves Master Koru, so Nue will give his position to him.
Koru: (rubbing his hands) A country just for me… kehehe…
Everyone: GOD HELP US!!
Kid invites you to a pool party. Flair, Pyon and Nue will also be there - will you go?
Me: Of course I’ll go, my dearest and cute Kid! First you give me flowers, then you jump me in a dark alley, and now you invite me over to your place… Aww, I so knew it!
Kid: (blinking) Huh?
Flair: Kikkun’s only sucking up to you! He’s a bootlicker!
Pyon: Booootliiickeeer!
Nue: Positive.
Kid: SH-SHUT UP!!
What’s your comment to the couple RascalXFlint?
Me: Two fitness freaks. I do feel sorry for Rascal, though.
Rascal: I feel sorry for me, too.
Flint: Ahaha! I’ve got too many muscles to be gay!
Me: (confused) That doesn’t make sense.
Rascal: This here is an idiot, an IDIOT.
Claw gets nominated as “Hero of the Month” - what’s the reason?
Claw: I probably killed off that fucking pervert.
Rascal: What was that!?
Lorelai recently meets up with Pyon a lot - what are Kid’s presumptions?
Kid: It’s so nice of Lor-san to walk Pyon. *_*
What would happen if Flair along with Claw and Nue were sucked into the manga/anime “Sailor Moon”?
Flair: (completely into it) Moon Prism Power, Make-up! HA!
Claw: Why am I that fucking tuxedo bastard? Fuck, I need to kill someone!
Nue: Nue thinks Pyon might be better suited for the part of the cat.
What’s Dica’s ultimate pick-up line? What happens if she uses it on Rascal?
Dica: Ahn~, it’s so hot in here… Maybe I’m just wearing too much clothes? (winks at him)
Rascal: I’ll help you undress! *_*
Kid wakes up and realizes that he’s dead - what’s his first reaction?
Kid: I-I’m the first person to wake up dead! *_*
Everyone goes on an excursion to the forest - it’s getting darker and darker, they get lost, lose sight of each other - in the end, there are only Lorelai and Kid left, alone, in the depths of the woods. What will they do?
Lorelai: Since it’s Kid, I don’t have to worry that he’s gonna try to get into my panties!
Kid: (shocked) I don’t count as a man!? I mean, let’s go look for the others!
Not enough that Flint got up on the wrong side this morning and promptly stepped on a mysterious hedgehog. All day long, everything that can possibly go wrong does go wrong - Flint’s comment at the end of the day?
Flint: Ahahaha! That means that the sun’s gonna shine tomorrow!
Me: (confused) That makes no sense!
Nue is looking for a bodyguard - Lorelai, Rascal and Flair are available - who does Nue chose?
Nue: Nue thinks that the pervert would make a good bodyguard.
Rascal: Did somebody call me?
Flair kisses Dica … very passionately - Nue sees that. What happens now?
Nue: Nue wonders why Nue always witnesses these sorts of things.
Dica: (furious) I-it’s not what it looks like, got it!
Flair: It’s different! Totally different!
Nue: Nue saved the data, just in case.
Dica & Flair: GYAAH!
Nothing works without Rascal. Right?
Rascal: Absolutely.
If Claw took up (another) profession, which would it be?
Me: There’s no other profession for Claw. He’s useless when it comes to anything else.
Claw: (groar) DIE!
Me: (running) See!?
Is Pyon like that because his past made him who he is today, or rather not?
Me: Of course his past is responsible to some extent, but other things play a major role, too.
Pyon: (sniffs) I’ve been through some hard times…
Flint gets caught up in a car crash and winds up badly injured. What does Pyon do, since he has witnessed the whole thing?
Flint: (gasp) I’m… dying…
Pyon: Nooo! You can’t die!! Hang in there!!
Flint: You… you’ve gotta be strong now… Tell my daughter and the others that I’ll always… be… with… you… (faints)
Pyon: (crying) NOOO!!
Doctor: (drop) Oi oi, it’s just a sprained ankle…
You meet Dica in the supermarket. Who’s the one who would definitely be there with her? Koru, Kid or Rascal?
Me: Dicaaa! Nice to see you! All by yourself today?
Dica: Nah, I’m Koru’s shopping-sitter for the day.
Me: … so where IS Koru?
Dica: GAH! Damn it!
Make up a possible title for a FlairXPyon fanfic.
An abnormal pair. (It’s gonna be a bad fic, obviously.)
Kid takes part in a stunt show - the last task is a bunjee jump. What does Kid do?
Kid: (running away) Nooo! I’m too young to die!!
Flint asks you to spend the weekend with him - what will you do?
Me: W-well, to be honest, I was kinda imagining something less dangerous…
Flint: No fussing, baby! Phase one of our training has only just begun! FIGHT!
Bear: GROAAAR!!
Me: KYAAA!! WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT BEARS?!!
Claw kidnaps Rascal and demands something from Flint for Rascal’s release. What is it?
Rascal: (indifferent) What’s this? You’re kidnapping me now? You’ve really got issues, you psycho. You should take care of your insane mind and ask yourself why your mommy never loved your sorry ass instead of kidnapping clueless and innocent people who happen to actually have a life of their own. And why the hell am I tied up anyway? You know, you really need medical help and… (continues to rant)
Claw: (yelling at the phone in despair) Come pick him up already, fucking old man! I’ll give you anything you want!! Just get him away from me before I rip his skin off his bones!!
Flint: (chewing on his lunch) That’s a weird game you kids are playing there.
Flair challenges Koru to a duel. Why - and who survives?
Flair: Flair Super Punch!!
Koru: Koru Ultimate Tackle!!
Flair: Certain Kill Explosion - KA-BOOM!! (grins) You’re dead.
Koru: (throws his action figure away) No fair!!
Rascal: It’s an idiot, there’s an idiot here.
The house is on fire. Everyone’s already out, except for Pyon. Why?
Pyon: (snooore) … Huh? GYAH, THERE’S A FIRE!
One morning, Flint wakes up in Koru’s body and the other way around. What’s their reaction?
Flint: Ahahaha! I’m eighteen again! Watch out, ladies, here I cooome!
Koru: (furious) Eighteen and a quarter, got that!! Wait a second, I mean, gimme my body baaack! I don’t wanna be an old man with too many muscles!!
Why is Flair afraid of Kid?
Flair: Why should I be afraid of Kikkun? He’s way too cute.
Kid: I feel so misunderstood. ;__;
Which movie would fit Claw the best? Why?
Me: Die Hard, because that would be Claw’s method, too.
Claw: (grins darkly) Exactly.
What does Koru scream in a state of pure ecstasy?
Koru: That’s something only me and my ex-girlfriend know.
Rascal is kissing Lorelai very passionately as you - completely clueless - enter the room. Your reaction?
Me: I’m sorry. I must’ve taken a wrong turn when I was looking for a good fanfic, and obviously ended up in a crack fic.
Lorelai: The good fanfics are over there!
Me: Oh, thank you. See ya!
Rascal: Waaait, take me with you! ;__;
Lorelai wakes up from a coma after a car crash. What’s her first thought?
Lorelai: (gritting her teeth) Flint will die. And it’s gonna be painful.
Would you go on a journey with Claw? If it’s a yes, where would you go?
Me: W-well, I think…
Claw: (pulls out a knife) Yeees?
Me: B-but of course! To the Caribbean!
Claw: (grins darkly) Think again.
Me: … War zone? T__T
Claw: (beams) Yup!
Imagine Kid is struck by a lightning one day. Bam. And dies. How does Pyon react, since he was standing only a few feet away?
Pyon: O-oh my God! That could’ve been ME!!
Kid’s ghost: Think about ME a little, would you!!
Who would you make Dica marry if you could?
Me: What do you mean, could? I CAN! HARHAR!
Dica: I sense something bad…
Me: But for the sake of some suspense, I’m not gonna tell whether she gets paired up with anyone or not.
One has to die. Nue gets to decide whether he himself dies or Kid - who’s gonna die?
Nue: Nue cannot die.
Kid: Why does the bad stuff here keep happening to me…?
To Koru: Complete the following sentence. “I think, so…”
Koru: … I think!
Dica: You can’t think!!
Rascal: And he keeps proving it.
Are there moments when Kid wishes he had a hamster?
Kid: I’d like to have a hamster. *_*
Lorelai starts to write a fanfic with the pairing PyonXNue. How does Rascal react?
Rascal: (shrugs indifferently) I don’t give a shit.
Claw cooks for Lorelai, Kid and Flair. What happens?
Claw: (glares) Don’t you DARE think it tastes bad!
Lorelai: (whispering) Wh-what is that…?
Flair: (whispering) No idea, but I don’t like that it’s staring at me…
Kid: Why is it always me? ;__;
Everyone already packed for the trip and got into the car - only Koru and Flint are missing. When Flair goes to look for them, she doesn’t return - what happened?
Dica: Are you kidding me!? You didn’t show up because you tried to make coins float with your minds!?
Koru & Flint: (terribly beaten up) Be’re bewy sowwy.
Flair: B-but it was an epic battle!
Dica: YOUUU! You were supposed to bring them back!
Flair: (with a giant lump on her head) I’m sorry, it was so exciting. ;__;
Rascal: These here are idiots, IDIOTS.
Lorelai, Flair, Flint and Koru want to kill Kid by all means. Why?
Kid: Probably because bad things only happen to me here. ;__;
Lorelai, Flair, Flint & Koru: (shrugging) Sorry.
Nue tries to kiss Rascal and Flair - what do Rascal and Flair do?
Rascal: Shit, why is that damn Mecha drunk again!?
Flair: Kyaaa! Who gave him oil!?
Lorelai goes berserk and runs riot - who of the other nine survives?
Lorelai: Flair, Dica, Kid and Pyon. I’d spare them. I only kill tainted MEN.
Kid: Why do you guys never count me as a man? ;__;
Would the world be a better place without Koru? Why (not)?
Koru: It’d be dark place. Because I’m awesome and stuff.
Flair drives to the mountains to relax. Halfway during her drive, she notices that there’s a stowaway in the car - Rascal. What does Flair do and what’s Rascal’s excuse/reason?
Flair: Wow, what a great view!
Rascal: Yeah, it’s nice. It was a good idea to come after all.
Flair: HUH!? RASCAL!?
Rascal: How come you noticed me only now after two hours of sitting next to me…?
What would be a typical reply from Claw to a dumb question from Nue?
Claw: Die, you pestilence!
Why is it (not) a good idea to leave Rascal alone with a sword in a closed room?
Rascal: I’m not good with swords. Someone would die. Probably me.
What are Kid’s famous last words on his deathbed?
Kid: Why is it always me…?
Flair falls in love with Koru. Dica is jealous. What happens?
Koru: Don’t sweat it, there’s enough Koru for both!
Flair: (grins) Okay!
Dica: (furious) NOT okay!!
Would Lorelai be a good choice for “America’s Next Topmodel”?
Lorelai: Oi. I’ve got the height, the looks and the right measures… What do YOU think!
Flair thinks that Claw is INSANELY in love with her. But - Claw loves Pyon! What’s Flair’s reaction?
Flair: Hm, guess I was wrong then. Whoa, what a pretty butterfly! (forgets about the whole thing)
Koru is given a part in a soap opera - what happens seven minutes after they start shooting?
Assistant: (sighs) Take twenty-four.
Koru: … err, what was the line again?
Director: (close to tears of despair) You have only two words! ONLY TWO!!
What’s worse to Nue - a hair in his soup or soup in his hair?
Nue: Nue doesn’t care about either, since Nue cannot feel nor eat.
If you ask Kid whether the (psychologically valuable!) glass is half-empty or half-full, what would his answer be?
Kid: Err. Half-empty…?
What would Pyon answer if Rascal asked him: “Do you wanna have kids someday?”
Pyon: (thoughtful) There’s a chance I might already HAVE kids somewhere…
Rascal: … I don’t even wanna know.
What’s Flair’s toast during Dica’s 50th birthday?
Flair: Happy birthday!
Dica: (shocked) TOO SHORT!!
Flint and Claw are in mortal danger. Their only chance to survive is to work together. Can they do it?
Flint: Ahaha! Just leave everything up to me! The mighty Flint will save the day!
Claw: (glare) Not if I kill you first…
Rascal dies because Claw poisoned him. What are his last words to Claw?
Rascal: (grins) I’ll be back.
Koru witnesses Claw and Nue commit a crime - what does Koru do?
Koru: I’d help them out and find the real culprit behind it! Hey, they’re my nakama, I’m sure they’d never consciously do anything wrong - well, then again, this IS Claw we’re talking about, so… Oh, what the hell. I’d never turn them in. They’re nakama. Period.
Who would be the ideal partner for Rascal?
Dica: Probably that big boobed insult to every woman, Holly Asia. Oh right, you don’t know her: She’s in all of those porn magazines that pervert keeps reading. (glares) In public.
Rascal: You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
Dica: (furious) It IS a bad thing!!
Claw: Fucking bastard needs someone with less a brain than he has - which is nearly impossible to find.
Rascal: (glares) What the…
Koru: Someone who can beat the crap outta him!
Rascal: Oi, I don’t want that…
Flair: Hmm, someone with a giant ass. He looks like he’s got a thing for big butts, doesn’t he?
Rascal: The hell?
Kid: S-someone who can cook, I guess.
Rascal: That… doesn’t sound bad.
Pyon: Someone plushy and cuddly.
Rascal: That’s YOUR ideal partner!
Lorelai: He needs a strong woman who can cure him of his perversion. With punches.
Rascal: I’m not a masochist!
Flint: Ahaha! His perfect partner is a sumo girl!
Rascal: NO WAY IN HELL!
Nue: He’ll never find a woman.
Rascal: …That kinda hurt.
Pyon and Rascal play ping pong. Who wins?
Rascal: HA! Game, set and match!
Pyon: That wouldn’t have happened if I could actually hold a paddle!
Flair made an account at a dating service - under Nue’s name. What does Kid do after he finds out?
Kid: Err… I’m not sure I really wanna know, but why Nue of all people…?
Flair: Kihihi… Because it’s fun.
Kid, Koru and Claw take part in a karaoke contest. Suddenly, Dica barges in - what happens?
Dica: That’s it! There’s no one in the world insane enough to listen to the noise you actually call singing!! (destroys the karaoke machine)
Koru & Kid: ;___;
Claw: Thank Satan.
Kid is sick and Lorelai takes care of him. What happens?
Lorelai: I made you a chicken soup! Watch out, it’s hot - oops! (slips and pours the boiling soup on Kid)
Kid: (crying) GYAAAH! IT’S HOOOT!!
Lorelai: Oh crap! I’m sorry! Here, to make up for it, I’ll give you a massage! (grabs him and starts to massage him VERY violently)
Kid: (crack) GAAAH!! (crack) PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!!
Lorelai: (smile) Aww, c’mon, it’s not THAT good!
Kid: (crack) GYAAAHAHA!! (starts crying)
What would be the worst thing that Pyon could do to Nue?
Nue: Nue would like to know what you are doing there on Nue’s back. Nue doesn’t like it at all if… someone… plays… with… (shuts off)
Pyon: (happy) Ah, so THAT’S the button that shuts him off!
Flints suddenly ends up being sucked into an anime - “Naruto”. What’s his first reaction after he finds out where he is?
Flint: Ahahaha! First I’ll learn how to use Rasengan and then I’ll become the most awe-hawsome ninja ever! It’ll be greatomundo!
One morning, Pyon wakes up as a woman. What’s his first reaction when he looks in a mirror?
Pyon: Huh? Is it just me or do I look different…? Hmph, must be still dreaming. (snooore)
Who would be better suited as a seller in a teleshopping show, Koru or Kid? Why?
Koru: And this here is a beautiful cactus, people!
Cactus: (with a ridiculously deep voice) … Nani?
Koru: (shocked) … and it speaks! Oh holy shit, just how cool is THAT!! I’ve gotta have it!!
Kid: I guess I’d be more suited, since Koru would probably just buy everything himself.
Lorelai thinks that Dica is homosexual. What’s Dica’s reaction?
Dica: You’re out of your mind.
Lorelai: (grins darkly) Nue showed something to me…
Dica: GYAAA! I’m gonna kill that damn Mecha, damn it!!
What does Rascal think of Nue and Lorelai?
Rascal: Nue is an annoying little nuisance that does everything Juudai tells him because he’s made of screws and cables. And Lorelai is an irritating man-woman who thinks that every guy in the world just wants to fu- (Dica: You watch your language!!) -sleep with her. (glares)
What is everyone’s reaction to this quiz that has now (finally!) come to an end?
Lorelai: I’ll go become a Topmodel now. *_*
Rascal: (sighs) Could somebody untie me already?
Flair: (whines) I wanna be Sailor Moon again! ;__;
Kid: My new hamster makes up for all the bad things I went through during this. :D
Flint: Ahahaha! Gimme some more questions!
Koru: I don’t wanna be an old man anymore! Somebody, get me outta heeere!! T__T
Claw: Fuck, somebody’s gonna bleed for this…
Dica: (crying happy tears) I’m free! FREE!!
Pyon: Something’s definitely different… (looks at his new breasts)
Nue: Awawawa… (drunk from oil again)
Omake:
“Oh great,” Dica spat, a vein of anger protruding on her forehead. “Now, what are we supposed to do now?”
Pyon sniffled miserable, nestling against Koru’s leg. “Koru, I wanna go home.”
He made scowl appear on Flint’s face as he sulked somewhere behind Pyon and the man that looked like him, leaning against a wall and crossing his arms in offence. “Pyon,” he ground out from gritted teeth, “I’m over here.”
Pyon blinked, then slowly looked up at the man that looked like Koru, but in reality wasn’t Koru at all. With a sigh, the cat-mixture dropped his head. “Ah damn, I forgot.”
“Thanks for untying me, Kid,” Rascal murmured in irritation, glaring daggers at Claw as he rubbed over his wrists. “Stupid asshole, what was the big idea anyway?”
Claw shot him scowls so deadly that any other’s blood would have frozen up as he hissed, “Fuck, don’t ask me, fucking pervert. I don’t even remember tying you up, though I really think you deserved it, whatever reason I had.”
“I dare you to say that again!”
“Wanna die, you pestilence!?”
“Guys, guys!” Kid raised his arms mediatingly, frowning at his friends. “We should all calm down and figure out what exactly happened. Does anyone remember any specific details about where we’ve been for the last hours?”
Flair cocked her head thoughtfully, tapping her chin. “Not really, no. But something tells me it was fun,” she said.
“Just what exactly looks fun to you about this situation!?” Dica snapped, pointing an angry finger at where Flint or rather Koru, Koru or rather Flint and a female Pyon were standing.
“I don’t see what’s so bad about it. If you ask me, this is really greatomundo!” Koru exclaimed, or rather Flint, laughing loudly.
Flint, or rather Koru, threw the next best pebble at his own head. “Shut up, damn old man! You have my super sexy and awesome body! You hit the jackpot!” he yelled furiously. “I’m stuck in this ancient muscle house you actually call a body!”
Koru, or rather Flint, winked at him. “Ahaha! Take good care of it, yeah?”
“LIKE HELL! I want my body back!”
“I remember a strange feeling of embarrassment when I think back. I don’t know why, though,” Lorelai murmured as she sat cross-legged in a corner.
Dica knitted up her eyebrows. “Yeah, I feel embarrassed, too. Like something really humiliating happened.”
“I feel depressed somehow,” Kid quietly admitted. “And for some really freaky reason, this hamster won’t leave.” He glanced at his shoulder where a golden little creature was taking a nap.
“I feel sick,” Rascal said, holding his stomach. “Maybe I ate something bad.”
“Me too. What the fuck is this shit?” Claw cursed under his breath.
Flair shrugged, smiling at them. “I feel pretty good!”
“You always feel too good for your own health,” Dica spat.
“Who cares how you guys are feeling?” Koru, in Flint’s body, whined loudly, slamming his hand on the ground. “I’m the one stuck in that old man’s body!”
Silence.
“He’s got a point there.”
“Yeah, Koru’s really shit out of luck.”
“I feel sorry for him.”
“I’d rather be a female than stuck in that guy’s body,” Pyon said.
Koru, or rather Flint, gave a quirky smile. “O-oi, that kinda hurts…”
Lorelai looked up at the heavens with a frown, completely ignoring them as she mumbled, “Why do I feel the strange desire to become a model…?”
“You know what’s weird?” Flair suddenly said. “I always wanna scream out Moon Prism Power or something.”
Rascal gawked blankly at her. “That’s not weird for you.”
Claw glared dangerously, playing with his knifes. “Fuck, I wanna kill someone, but I don’t know who.” Kid subtly moved away from him, protecting his hamster.
“Damn it, how do we reverse all this shit?” Flint, or rather Koru, mumbled in despair, tearing at his hair. “I swear I’m gonna run riot if I don’t get my body back soon.”
Then he felt his own eyes piercing him with a solemn stare. Koru looked up at himself in irritation, knitting Flint’s brows.
“What?”
“Damn, I look fantastico,” Flint said with Koru’s voice.
“I’m gonna kill you!” Koru screamed furiously, and if it wasn’t for Kid who held him back just in time, he would have definitely strangled the elder man hogging his body.
“Ahahaha! I never knew I looked even better from an outsider’s point of view!”
“Koru! Please calm down!”
“Let me go! I swear I’m gonna kick his sorry ass into the next galaxy!”
“Violence is no solution! We should all think of a way back home first!”
“Awawawa…”
Suddenly, everyone fell silent. For a full minute, nobody dared to move or to speak, until they all, slowly and perfectly synchronic, turned their heads around to see Nue wobble past them with his usual emotionless expression.
And suddenly they all felt like crying from happiness. “NUE!”
“Nue would know!” Flint, or rather Koru, exclaimed with a relieved grin as tears of joy streamed down his cheeks. “He’s a Mecha, he never forgets anything! Since he’s a Mecha! He’s a Mecha, you know! A Mecha!”
“We know he’s a Mecha,” Rascal snapped in irritation.
Dica was long crying happy tears, too. “Oh dear God, I was never so happy to see that annoying little thing.”
“Nue-kun!” Kid exclaimed as he grabbed the swaying Mecha by his shoulders. “You know what happened to us, right? You’re programmed to save every data you see after all! Please tell us how we got ourselves into this!”
Nue looked at him solemnly. Then, his face spread to a groggy grin that almost scared everyone out of their skin before his head fell backwards with some really disturbing and obviously drunk noises.
“What the hell!?”
“He’s drunk! I can’t believe he’s drunk!”
“Who gave him oil!?”
“GAH! Don’t be drunk, damn it!”
Flint, or rather Koru, sniffled in one of the corners. “My life is ruined.”
Mini Omake:
“You are evil.” Kara faced her muse bravely, her lips trembling. “You’re pure evil. You’re the spawn of hell. You’re the Devil.”
Mousse smiled widely. “This is my way of having fun.”
“T-turn them back! Th-that’s an o-order!”
Yawning, the muse walked away, leaving her boss standing there in utter intimidation and trembling all over. “Maybe later. I don’t feel like it right now.”
Kara was close to tears of despair. “B-but… I’m your boss! M-my word is… l-law!”
There was a spiteful laugh. “Keep telling yourself that.”
Kara slowly sank to her knees. “My artistic life is officially doomed with a muse like that.”