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Oh happy day! I have just discovered that my tampon is as extraodinary as I am. I simply bent down to retrieve something and there it was, right before my face. It had been literally under my nose the whole time. As extraordinary as I am! How amazing. And here I thought us both plain and unassuming, fitted to a purpose both functional and everyday. How wrong I was.
And now my heart aches for all those women out there who do not use them. I hear that they are uncomfortable and difficult to place, but once they have married and begun having sex on a regular basis (as we know that no one would dream of doing so unless they were happily married) they find that the difficulties are not what they were. And by God, after three children, is a tampon even noticeable? I am of course reminded of my mother at this point, who did mention once that after her three children, she couldn't wear tampons because she would sneeze them out. This was, I need not mention, before the days of Kegels, although even Kegels cannot produce miracles...
And now my heart aches for all those women out there who do not use them. I hear that they are uncomfortable and difficult to place, but once they have married and begun having sex on a regular basis (as we know that no one would dream of doing so unless they were happily married) they find that the difficulties are not what they were. And by God, after three children, is a tampon even noticeable? I am of course reminded of my mother at this point, who did mention once that after her three children, she couldn't wear tampons because she would sneeze them out. This was, I need not mention, before the days of Kegels, although even Kegels cannot produce miracles...