Go pride
Well, its been another long update, and i hate doing long posts cuz i kno they really dont get read. Amazing pride weekend tho! Spent it downtown at a hotel with Shannon the Dyke and Gillian the Big Breasted Blak Babe! Friday at werk was gruelling long, but me n shannon made it out @ 10, raced to the LC whcih was supposed ot be open till 11, wasnt, so we found a beer vendor open till 11, i had to drink coolers, how ghetto ;) But they had grapefruit, and now that i love grapefruit it was actualy delicios, just gassy. So anywho we got ot outr hotel, drank and got ready, then went to the subway via cab. Some creepy but nice guy named Jason taught us where we were goin, especialy fun cuz we were tanked. O I also biught a new digital cam for the weekend, and it can take videos, coincidently enuf, i have video footage of us learning the subway, and i hate my vioce, btu i was funny. As was shannon, we were an adorable pair i must say! Anywho so we safely made it downtown abut 1, walkin the streets, drinkin in the sights etc etc. HUGE street party, at least compared to ANYTHIGN in the peg lol. Amazing sight. Justin was @ 5 with some friends but bored so we said we would go meet him around 2ish when he was leaving. We met up with Justin the Blonde Boio and his friend Forked Tongue Patrick, whos CLEARLY awesome! Gayer than me, till i drank... lol. They are both very pretty ppl, yes, I have pretty friends everywhere i go :D We all walked around wiht 2 of their other friends, then they met soem ppl, did some stuff and then we eventualy went bak to the hotel. I was drunk, they were not, i was happy and xcited, they were tired n sleepy. Which allowed me ot have fun, they try to sleep, i scare the crap outta patrik n justin, twas tres fun. Then i slept. We wake up at 1pm, they all think its 8am tho cuz of hte alarm clok, of which i coudlnt see, so i knew it was l8r :D We all showe rn get pretty, i file and buff their nails, then i make sure they all have the softest hands in the world with Mary Kay's 4 step hand xfoliator etc etc. We then go to the Muddy duk, which i thought was mighty duck, and ate food, it was good, i got full, but no sik or hangover, they were all kinda blah :D We then went downtown, o and gillian had met up with us by this point. We get a cab... our driver known as Samir the Crazy Lebanese Cabby convinced us to go downtown with him insted of subway, well we took it cuz he was awesome. Great nusak, fun personality. Just an amazing guy. Patrick and Justin get out b4 us to go to a 40 year old stok broker pedo, we go downtown to meet shannons new girl, Brianna and her friend! We meet, they are awesome, we go to the subway to take her friend there, then off ot Babalon for a martini! Never done that ;) The server was old, so it felt awkward to order from him lol, Gil had a Pussy Galor, Shannon had a Pop My Cherry, Brianna had a Sexual Healing, I had Whos your Daddy :| Lol, i liked shannons better and she liked mine so we swithced! Anywho we then got drunk in a parking lot which was tres ghetto, but rocked! I drank an entire bottle of zinfandel with 1 breath, im so proud. Anwyay smashed nite, did lots or shinanagans etc etc. Shannon and Breanna dyked out near me, but i made myself amused... when Briana was almost climaxing i spoke up in the dark, "Hey, shannon, i been meaning to ask you, howz yer yeast infection" silence ensues till i laugh, then they do, then im like nm, not you, sorry, u may continue". and many other such htings, we wake up go to a breakfast buffet at the Muddy Duck, delicios, everybody seems kinda hung over, xcept me, and htey had this ginormous machine smashing ornages for fresh juice, it was yummy. Anywho, went home, and rested, thats that in a nutshell, lots more went on, btu lots is foggy, or I dont wanna tell ppl ;), mostly the ladder lol. Anywho thast good neuf for now, ttyl