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Some of my favourites:
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.
You listening, your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks, you got that?
Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint? Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?
The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
I fart in your general direction.