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Have you ever woken your grandma up at 3 a.m. and smashed her in the face with a canoe?
Some guy on Conan said that last night and I thought it was hilarious. He was one of those people who was funny only because everything he said was absolutely ridiculous. i thought it was funny anyway.
So here is what happened yesterday...
I woke up and decided that i was going to vaccum the living room to help my mom out and because the floor was covered in Nina hair and stuff. i shed hair like crazy for some reason.
I got out the vaccum and started to do the job and then stopped to have a glass of milk cause i needed some sugar. well as i put the carton back in the fridge a salad dressing bottle fell out randomly from the side, probably cause there is a million of them in there (slight exaggeration). Well luckily it was plastic so i picked it up and stuck it back on the side.
Well, unfortunatley the way i put it back made this glass jar of garlic cloves smash onto the kitchen floor. So here i was trying to vaccum the room while my mom was out to be of help and now I had accidentaly made the whole kitchen smell like garlic. There was glass everywhere and the garlic was in like water or something which was basically like garlic juice and it went everywhere.
so, this is what happens when i clean. haha
it is a good thing we have a swiffer mop.
ok, that is all.
Some guy on Conan said that last night and I thought it was hilarious. He was one of those people who was funny only because everything he said was absolutely ridiculous. i thought it was funny anyway.
So here is what happened yesterday...
I woke up and decided that i was going to vaccum the living room to help my mom out and because the floor was covered in Nina hair and stuff. i shed hair like crazy for some reason.
I got out the vaccum and started to do the job and then stopped to have a glass of milk cause i needed some sugar. well as i put the carton back in the fridge a salad dressing bottle fell out randomly from the side, probably cause there is a million of them in there (slight exaggeration). Well luckily it was plastic so i picked it up and stuck it back on the side.
Well, unfortunatley the way i put it back made this glass jar of garlic cloves smash onto the kitchen floor. So here i was trying to vaccum the room while my mom was out to be of help and now I had accidentaly made the whole kitchen smell like garlic. There was glass everywhere and the garlic was in like water or something which was basically like garlic juice and it went everywhere.
so, this is what happens when i clean. haha
it is a good thing we have a swiffer mop.
ok, that is all.