a little ancap humor...
Click to viewPlease allow me to introduce myself
I'm your average minarchist
The state is force but I'll say you can
Put a glove around the fist
I was around when Socrates
First used logic to debate
Made damn sure 'democracy'
Drowned his words and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
I'm sure you know my name
But what's puzzling me
Is why you play my game
In Roman times new liberty
Bought the wealth that set men free
They overthrew their overlords
And almost lived without a fee
I whispered soft
"You need the state"
Bought 'democracy'
With false currency
Pleased to meet you
Sure you know my name
But what's puzzling me
Is why you play my game
I watched in fear
When America
Overthrew a peer
For a taxless state
I shouted out
"Who'll make the roads you need?"
You stood and stared
And the state was saved
Let me please introduce myself
I'm your average minarchist
And I lay traps for anarchists
Who get stalled before they reach the truth
Pleased to meet you
I'm sure you know my name
But what's puzzling me
Is just why you play my game
Just as every state is false anarchy
And statelessness is peace
The state protects
What it pillages
And it just can't be restrained
So if you meet me
I will lie to you
'bout the roads, defense and schools
Use all your well-learned UPB
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah