Dec 06, 2008 00:31
One of my cousins-in-law in California recently inherited a large sum of money from her eccentric former employer. As a 'thank you' for the curried goat express posts, she bought us a generous gift. We are now the first household in greater Squidney with HDTV!
I would be remiss if I did not remind my HD brethren that you can now buy the "legendary" Who concert Kilburn 1977 on Blu-Ray.
Its UNRIVALED PICTURE AND SOUND makes it just like being at the show that wasn't good enough for inclusion in "The Kids Are Alright"!
See the bloated mess that is Keith Moon in 1080 PIXELS PER INCH!
Look at the crease in Townshend's brow at UP TO 6X MORE DETAIL THAN REGULAR DVD!
You can hear Roger fucking up lyrics, Towser yelling at the director, John grumbling under his breath and Moon blatantly missing cues IN UP TO 7.1 CHANNELS OF LOSSLESS SOUND!
With INTERACTIVITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE, use your remote to help Moon find his secret stash backstage!
And of course, thanks to the ADVANCED DURABILITY, you can watch it over and over again until you identify every horribly embarrassing mistake for yourself!
Now I know you're thinking, but Ali what about all my old DVDs? Don't worry. Blu-Ray will "upconvert" them so that you can see John squeezed inside that leather skull suit like a bass-playing sausage in more detail than ever before!
And no, I am not saying this because as the only surviving heir to the Ox estate, my son stands to make a fortune in royalties.