Mission 05

[aliensinyour]

So, uh... I know what I'm gonna ask is a touchy subject and I don't want to get my head bitten off for it or anything. I'm just really curious, alright?

... If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what exactly would you be doing today?

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[tsuntiger]

Kill whoever was gonna kill me.

[aliensinyour]

--Wait, seriously?!

[tsuntiger]

...Why wouldn't I be? I'm not going to die just because someone wants to off me; they're gonna have to beat me before I get to them.

[aliensinyour]

That's a spunky answer. I think you should have to learn more about your opponent, though.

[tsuntiger]

I have a day, there's no time.

Did you expect me to say something sappy, like "Tell all my friends how much they mean to me and die crying with them"?

[aliensinyour]

I wouldn't laugh at you if you did. Honestly, I'd rather do something fun with my friends than cry over it.

[tsuntiger]

Tch. You think I'm that much of a sissy?

If you're planning on dieing, you're even stupider than I thought.

[aliensinyour]

No way. I never said that I was planning on dying or called you a sissy.

[tsuntiger]

Well, good. If you were gonna die, I'd kill you when you came back.

[weird way of showing she cares? Naaaah]

[aliensinyour]

(... I will never understand girls and how they work, but that makes me feel comforted somehow.)

Heh... Thanks, Taiga. I guess I'm in good hands if you're watching my back.

[tsuntiger]

Of course you are! I have my bokken back now! [She conveniently avoids mentioning that she lost some fingers in the process]

[aliensinyour]

Really? I thought you weren't supposed to carry those around in the open.

[tsuntiger]

Are you...?

Ah well! I used to bring it around town at home, never got stopped!

[aliensinyour]

(Maybe it's because no one took her seriously...)

Hey, Taiga. Don't take this the wrong way, but... Are you a part of a yakuza family?

[tsuntiger]

Uuuuea?! Of course not!

[aliensinyour]

Then why do you wave a dangerous weapon like that around?