Ah LOLs, they make you do things you regret
Sloth while human, late at night when she's less likely to run into someone who would try to get revenge on her. She slips three letters into the mailbox for 3/4. She knows that one of the recipients doesn't live in that apartment, but the others will get it to her.
Dear Edward,
I know this letter will come as a complete surprise to you and you probably won’t believe a word of what I say, but I need to make this attempt before I lose the courage to.
I suppose I should start by apologizing for my actions a few weeks ago. I know, you probably don’t believe that I am truly sorry, but I am. I wish I knew a way to make it up to you and I’m going to do what I can to prove it to you, since actions speak louder than words.
I also wanted to apologize for being involved in kidnapping the Riza Hawkeye. It was incredibly stupid of me for getting involved with Dante. I realize that now that it was a horrible mistake. She was a horrible woman.
I am so proud of the man you’ve become Ed. The loyalty of your friends speaks volumes, not very many of them would get involved in a fight against a homunculus.
Once more, I’m sorry and I fail to find the words to describe how sorry I am. If there is anything I can do, please do not hesitate to ask.
-Sloth
Dear Lt. Hawkeye
First off, let me say that I’m sorry for all the harm I’ve caused and the horrible things I’ve said to you. I’ve had a change of heart since then and I was wrong to do that to you. I know you’re probably wondering what I’m up to, but this is a true apology.
I’m very grateful that Edward has found a woman like you. You’re one of a kind and Mustang must have been some kind of fool to let you go. So you know, it was Envy impersonating Mustang to kidnap you for Dante. Colonel Mustang was never involved.
I’m also sorry for trying to kill Edward. I shouldn’t treat someone who risked so much to bring me to life that way.
Again, I’m very sorry for everything I’ve done to you and those you care about. I wish there was something I could to make it up to you.
-Sloth
Dear Winry,
I’m writing to you to apologize. You’ve been like a sister to Edward, so I feel that I should apologize for trying to kill him and when you interfered trying to kill you as well. I’m truly sorry for that now. I do hope you’ll believe me.
I’m also sorry for destroying your machine. I know how important they are to you. You’re a very talented young woman. I've included some money that I had around to help you buy a new machine, though I doubt it will be enough. You take wonderful care of Edward and I’m glad he has friends you.
My apologies once more,
-Sloth
After dropping the letters off, she leaves. After all, she no longer wants to cause any trouble.
Dear Edward,
I know this letter will come as a complete surprise to you and you probably won’t believe a word of what I say, but I need to make this attempt before I lose the courage to.
I suppose I should start by apologizing for my actions a few weeks ago. I know, you probably don’t believe that I am truly sorry, but I am. I wish I knew a way to make it up to you and I’m going to do what I can to prove it to you, since actions speak louder than words.
I also wanted to apologize for being involved in kidnapping the Riza Hawkeye. It was incredibly stupid of me for getting involved with Dante. I realize that now that it was a horrible mistake. She was a horrible woman.
I am so proud of the man you’ve become Ed. The loyalty of your friends speaks volumes, not very many of them would get involved in a fight against a homunculus.
Once more, I’m sorry and I fail to find the words to describe how sorry I am. If there is anything I can do, please do not hesitate to ask.
-Sloth
Dear Lt. Hawkeye
First off, let me say that I’m sorry for all the harm I’ve caused and the horrible things I’ve said to you. I’ve had a change of heart since then and I was wrong to do that to you. I know you’re probably wondering what I’m up to, but this is a true apology.
I’m very grateful that Edward has found a woman like you. You’re one of a kind and Mustang must have been some kind of fool to let you go. So you know, it was Envy impersonating Mustang to kidnap you for Dante. Colonel Mustang was never involved.
I’m also sorry for trying to kill Edward. I shouldn’t treat someone who risked so much to bring me to life that way.
Again, I’m very sorry for everything I’ve done to you and those you care about. I wish there was something I could to make it up to you.
-Sloth
Dear Winry,
I’m writing to you to apologize. You’ve been like a sister to Edward, so I feel that I should apologize for trying to kill him and when you interfered trying to kill you as well. I’m truly sorry for that now. I do hope you’ll believe me.
I’m also sorry for destroying your machine. I know how important they are to you. You’re a very talented young woman. I've included some money that I had around to help you buy a new machine, though I doubt it will be enough. You take wonderful care of Edward and I’m glad he has friends you.
My apologies once more,
-Sloth
After dropping the letters off, she leaves. After all, she no longer wants to cause any trouble.