Dude,

Oct 18, 2005 21:41

I am leaving on an airplane tomorrow morning to fly to Florida to be lame. If the following conditions are met, I may have a good time. Hurricane whatever doesn't swallow wherever we're going, my foot magically heals and I can surf freely as I pleased. My hotel room is full of ipod nano's, A4's and money, and finally, when I get there Maggie and whoever else that would like to come appears in my hotel bed.

Well, I have a slim shot at being happy while in Florida, we'll see, broken foot and all.

Some bi-sexual kid messages me tonight on myspace and said "to bad ure straight." I don't usually get attention from other girls so this was very exciting for me! To bad he was a he. But, it's not like I need or want attention from other girls anyway. I had a good laugh from that message and I thought you might also.

I must conclude packing my bag now, I hope you (the reader) have fun doing whatever you do over the long weekend. Ian is damn lucky to go to Chicago with a bunch of joos, that will be a riot for sure.

-Colin

p.s. I went out on a miniture date with my lady friend tonight and it was a good time, FYI.
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