Jackie's biography
Dear Jackie,
Stop throwing yourself all over every guy in tight pants who is in a band.
No one likes you showing your boobies all over the place. They're gross.
Saying things like "OMG MATT WEBSTER IS CALLING ME" doesn't gain you points. (side note: there are plenty of us who ARE friends with him. and phones have this thing called call history... way to be a name dropper, and a liar)
No one cares if you have 85,643,765 MySpace friends.
Stop talking about famous bands like you are friends with them. Attempting to grope them after a show does not make you on a first-name basis.
The reason most guys in bands talk to girls like you is because, and i quote a band member... "they dont know that most bands just talk to them cause they are whores and they'll do anything.. and we all have penises."
Half the people you talk to are at least 6 years older than you and realize that you are a young, naive, scenester wannabe slut. No matter how much make-up you wear, how many piercings you have, or how many band t-shirts you own, that's not what makes you mature.
You're annoying. Please stop it and die.
Love,
Jackie
hahahahah I sure got a kick out of that, and I hope all of you do also. It might be possible that no one has described their faults better than jackie has here. I actually love reading this because I laugh a lot and because I couldn't say it better.
Still laughing, Colin.
Stop throwing yourself all over every guy in tight pants who is in a band.
No one likes you showing your boobies all over the place. They're gross.
Saying things like "OMG MATT WEBSTER IS CALLING ME" doesn't gain you points. (side note: there are plenty of us who ARE friends with him. and phones have this thing called call history... way to be a name dropper, and a liar)
No one cares if you have 85,643,765 MySpace friends.
Stop talking about famous bands like you are friends with them. Attempting to grope them after a show does not make you on a first-name basis.
The reason most guys in bands talk to girls like you is because, and i quote a band member... "they dont know that most bands just talk to them cause they are whores and they'll do anything.. and we all have penises."
Half the people you talk to are at least 6 years older than you and realize that you are a young, naive, scenester wannabe slut. No matter how much make-up you wear, how many piercings you have, or how many band t-shirts you own, that's not what makes you mature.
You're annoying. Please stop it and die.
Love,
Jackie
hahahahah I sure got a kick out of that, and I hope all of you do also. It might be possible that no one has described their faults better than jackie has here. I actually love reading this because I laugh a lot and because I couldn't say it better.
Still laughing, Colin.