horny squirrels.

[alienrocker]

So me and anna were asking eachother questions in French today in BTE class. I asked her these questions in French and she could not understand them... and these are her answers.

me- can i touch your bosom?
anna- yes
me- are u completely sure?
anna- yes
me- so you are saying i can take complete advantage of you?
anna- no
me- okay fine. do squirrels arouse you?
anna- always.
me- what about muskrats?
anna- heck yes.
me- do you consider me a muskrat then?
anna- baby you know it.
me- so will you take complete advantage of me now?
anna- no.
me- why not?
anna- because my lover was once gay and i changed him around straight.
me- do you think i am gay, bitch?
anna- no.
me- Why don't you?
anna- Because if I was a guy I would have a limp dick from it.
me- Will you touch your bosom?
anna- no.
me- Are you aware that I am horny right now?
anna- Yes.
me- Is it that obvious that I want to bone you right now?
anna- No.
me- So if I were a horny squirrel would you do me?
anna- Hell yea.
me- WELL THEN BABY I AM A HORNY SQUIRREL!