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SOOOO its my brithday today. I turned 18 this morning surrounded by frieds and it was really fun. So instead of sharing stories which im probobly not allowed to share in the first place id like to share a list of things which are now allowed and changed for me
-PORN! i can buy porn! (and legally appear in porn. Guys Gone Wild here i come.
-STRIP CLUBS! I can go to the plethora of high class strip clubs that massachusets has to offer. (Plus Danny and I have hatched a plan to get foreign money like codrovas and use them in the stip clubs and since stripers probobly dont know the conversion rate of nicaraguan money i can say its a hundred dollars.)
-Same goes for clubs.
-voting. I can get involved in politics. Actually having a voice
-I can buy any sort of tobacco or smoking product.
-i can buy bongs for the very few of you stoner kids who live in massachusetts.
-I can buy from infomercials. Finally i can subscribe to nickelodean magazine and buy nickelodean gack!!!
-I can drink in any other country except America
-parents no longer have to be involved at school
-i can fill out my wn permission slips and sign myself out of school
-i dont have to wait to drive people in my car
-I can work at any place that any of this would affect (movie gallerys porn section)
however i also:
-have jury duty now
-I CAN GET DRAFTED
-i will be tried as an adult
-i am responsible for anyone under age
-no more folling around with those pesky young uns (robbing the cradle and all that)
and more but i got distracted and people are flooding my facebook with happy birthdays. Since im 18 i think im gonna gro up a bit and send thank you comments to everyone.
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-PORN! i can buy porn! (and legally appear in porn. Guys Gone Wild here i come.
-STRIP CLUBS! I can go to the plethora of high class strip clubs that massachusets has to offer. (Plus Danny and I have hatched a plan to get foreign money like codrovas and use them in the stip clubs and since stripers probobly dont know the conversion rate of nicaraguan money i can say its a hundred dollars.)
-Same goes for clubs.
-voting. I can get involved in politics. Actually having a voice
-I can buy any sort of tobacco or smoking product.
-i can buy bongs for the very few of you stoner kids who live in massachusetts.
-I can buy from infomercials. Finally i can subscribe to nickelodean magazine and buy nickelodean gack!!!
-I can drink in any other country except America
-parents no longer have to be involved at school
-i can fill out my wn permission slips and sign myself out of school
-i dont have to wait to drive people in my car
-I can work at any place that any of this would affect (movie gallerys porn section)
however i also:
-have jury duty now
-I CAN GET DRAFTED
-i will be tried as an adult
-i am responsible for anyone under age
-no more folling around with those pesky young uns (robbing the cradle and all that)
and more but i got distracted and people are flooding my facebook with happy birthdays. Since im 18 i think im gonna gro up a bit and send thank you comments to everyone.
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