i don't wanna and you can't make me!
so, i got a vacation (shocking, i know!!) from bratsitting. now, after 11 glorious days, the demonic duo will return to my rudimentary care. i am NOT looking forward to it! not one bit!!
they will be unruly, uncontrollable, undisciplined, overexcited, overstimulated, running in circles squealing at the top of their lungs....consumed with glee to see me. after 5 minutes, (or maybe only 2), of that i will have to put the smack down on those bright, little happy faces!! i must remind them that there are rules at G's house. we have a schedule to keep and a decorum to maintain. we will NOT be running amok, or getting away with murder like you did while your daddy (my son) took care of you!
he is a marshmallow, a pushover, a big fat wiener, when he looks into those little shinny faces, he caves, turning into a pile of goo. all it takes is a little chin quiver, and a tear to well up, and he's prostate on the floor, saying, 'go ahead, walk all over me.' the diapered demons have him wrapped firmly in place around their pinkies. and here i thought i taught him better than that! i sure thought the Marines taught him to be tougher than that!! *eyeroll*
they will be unruly, uncontrollable, undisciplined, overexcited, overstimulated, running in circles squealing at the top of their lungs....consumed with glee to see me. after 5 minutes, (or maybe only 2), of that i will have to put the smack down on those bright, little happy faces!! i must remind them that there are rules at G's house. we have a schedule to keep and a decorum to maintain. we will NOT be running amok, or getting away with murder like you did while your daddy (my son) took care of you!
he is a marshmallow, a pushover, a big fat wiener, when he looks into those little shinny faces, he caves, turning into a pile of goo. all it takes is a little chin quiver, and a tear to well up, and he's prostate on the floor, saying, 'go ahead, walk all over me.' the diapered demons have him wrapped firmly in place around their pinkies. and here i thought i taught him better than that! i sure thought the Marines taught him to be tougher than that!! *eyeroll*