I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE.

[alienish_being]

jacqueline_t HAS FRIENDED ME.

I AM MOVING TO SWITZERLAND CHINA THE MOON NEW EARTH TOMORROW. FOR SAFETY.

In less terrifying news, super_ginger exists

Comments

[super_ginger]

Nice to meet you, too. Now stop being a plonker to your wife and mother-in-law. Jackie is very nice. And she pays me rather well thankyouverymuch.

[alienish_being]

I'm trying!

I've only been part human for eleven months, you know!

Erm... Jackie has told you that bit, right?

[super_ginger]

Wait......

WHAT?

[alienish_being]

Ah... apparently not.

I think you should ask Jackie! She's your boss and everything, and I wouldn't want to tread on any toes, after all.

[jacqueline_t]

I think you should ask Jackie!

Hardly! I still don't understand it.

I'm going to pretend I didn't read EVERYTHING ELSE here, though, because I love my daughter and want her to be happy, and I don't think she's ready to be a widow just yet.

[alienish_being]

Well if you're going to hire an assistant without explaining to her that your son-in-law is a half human, half Time Lord created from a biological metacrisis when his (spare) hand got too much regeneration energy and a parallel version of Donna...

On second thoughts, maybe I should just stop telling people the truth.

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW... ERM... MUCH I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

[jacqueline_t]

a parallel version of Donna...

I thought she looked familiar!!!

On second thoughts, maybe I should just stop telling people the truth.

Unless you want to take over as my personal assistant when another one runs off screaming, shutting that gob of yours might be a good idea.

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW... ERM... MUCH I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

Nice try.

[funniefriend]

Unless you want to take over as my personal assistant when another one runs off screaming, shutting that gob of yours might be a good idea

JACKIE TYLER IS MADE OF AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice try