Cooking and responsibility! (All in one.)

[alienish_being]

Am making dinner at the moment. I didn't really have any plans, so I'm knocking together something a bit like this but we didn't have any rocket, so I'm having to experiment a little

Comments

[the_gary]

Hey, did you know I can't see into your windows? What's up with that?

[alienish_being]

*Snorts* I wonder.

[the_gary]

So cruel, man! So cruel!

[alienish_being]

Because wanting privacy for my family is cruel?

[the_gary]

All your family? I think I'm gonna test that...

[alienish_being]

*Rolls eyes* No, I thought you coming on to my mother-in-law was delightful so I installed a special camera just for you.

Yes, all my family. And Donna. And virtually everyone whose windows I've been able to get near.

[the_gary]

Don't tease me like that! Just when I thought you were being awesome!

[alienish_being]

Don't tempt me to give your brain frequencies to Torchwood.

[the_gary]

They don't scare me!

[alienish_being]

No, and you won't be scared when they neutralise your ability to think, either, because you won't be able to.

Or they might experiment and see if they can neutralise your sex drive first.

[the_gary]

They can try, but no one can contain this bird!

[alienish_being]

... I think I might just go to bed and let Donna and Jackie deal with you.

And I actually know exactly how you're going to choose to interpret this comment so it's not really worth it, by the way.

[the_gary]

Maybe if I peck at the window...

[alienish_being]

The inside's in a different dimension to the outside. Good luck with that.

[the_gary]

Fine! Jackie looks like she needs some attention.

[alienish_being]

*Snorts* Good luck with that, too!