Jul 20, 2009 19:37
How, exactly, does one get rid of a mother-in-law?
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.
AND NOTHING VIOLENT. AND NOTHING THAT WOULD HURT ROSE.
Maybe I just need some sort of nasty tasting breath spray? But that would cause a problem for me and Rose. Maybe I could tweak it so it only tastes nasty to people over a certain age. (Wouldn't affect me - my body's still only a year and a bit!)
I WOULDN'T EVEN MIND THAT MUCH IF SHE DIDN'T KISS ME.
I think I might go back home to Rose now, though, since legging it when Jackie came for me wasn't the bravest thing I've ever done...
i may never recover,
i did not need this!,
jackie does this on purpose to taunt me,
rose is lovely but her family scares me,
ack,
mother-in-law-from-hell