[A ACTION, COMIC BOOKS STORE]
[In the middle of the store, there's a rather big man surrounded by the Superman comics. He seems to be reading them all. Don't worry though, workers- he'll certainly pay for it! He was raised right and he certainly knows this is not a library. And yes Kents, daddy is spending a lot of his hard-earned money on this.
But it's apparently worth it, if only so he can huff at the inaccuracies. If Superpowered grown-up men could pout, Clark Kent would so be pouting right now.]
It's lie after lie... [He grumbles] Wait- why am- why is Superman moving planets?!
[Oh Silver-age comics, you never fail to amuse us.
It's going to be really hard to keep his secret identity with these around, isn't it?]
[B ACTION, YOUR HOUSE :D]
[Enter the
Superplumber! ...Alright no, Clark is just wearing a normal and boring plumber uniform as he knocks on your door, checking on the piece of paper he'd written the address in. He still doesn't know the city well so he isn't really sure if he got the address right. He smiles sheepishly at you as you open the door, tilting his head.]
Ah, I'm sorry... I'm not sure I am in the right house- did you ask for a plumber?