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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for drbaham (-10 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I gave squigglz a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I pulled over and changed punkprincss's flat tire (15 points). Last week sweetpumpkin and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
alienfreak