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[alienetiquette]

Clearly we have a few problems to be addressed here! I didn't see anyone do anything about this missing shoe situation. In fact, what I did see was nothing but endless whining from all of you! Is that all you know how to do ?! Complain?! You #%#$%#$% police force should %$#%#$%#$#%#$#$@#$@@#*^ and drag your lazy #@$@@# out there and do something

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[98over40]

Well... I don't think anyone will notice the mark on your shoe, at least.

...is that a tooth mark?

[alienetiquette]

Who the #$#$ eats shoes?! If Higuchi's that hungry, he could do some work around here for food, but even that ingrate would probably starve before eating something inedible.

[98over40]

I thought I saw something about some litle girl's dog, but... well, I wouldn't be surprised if there was something around this city that ate shoes either.

[alienetiquette]

A DOG?!! YOU LET A DOG IN HERE?!! WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A DOG?!! WHAT IS THIS BLATANT BREECH OF ORDERS?!!

[98over40]

......

Ah, I didn't. Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure how a dog would have got in...

[alienetiquette]

YOU MUST HAVE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!!

[98over40]

.........

I'll go make sure it's shut this time.

[alienetiquette]

And every time! You're sleeping outside if my shoes get eaten again!

[98over40]

...understood.