MJ says that Billie Jean is not his lover, but one night stands aren't lovers
I'm back with some nonsense title and uhm, even more nonsense post.
I handed in my resignation and will leave in a week or two, though I'm still not spared from my bosses' vitriolic emails (they will come probably once a week, I think).
My friends sometimes suggest that I move back home to my parents (they have been so nice to me, my father told me that he will help support if I don't get a job even after resignation - when my family's not being a congregation of stupid dramatic bitches they are a bunch of overly affectionate people), but I couldn't bring myself to do that. Because bizarre as it sounds, staying away from my family is the best way I can love them for as long as possible. I never actually stayed more than 2 months at home each time I get a break from university, and I realized some time ago, after graduation and before working, that the duration is just about the length of time that I can endure being with my family. I got so used to living alone, I can stay alone the whole day like a hikikomori and still feel like I have more life than a week spent back home.
So! The point of this post.
When my sister isn't being extremely stupid and retarded, she's extremely adorable. Adorably perverted.
This is a real conversation on the phone:
Me: Hey, remember that shaver commercial that Kame did? Where he was ~naked~?
Sis: Yea, why?
Me: The product apparently sells well, and uhm, they are making him do a toothbrush commercial next.
Sis: EHHHHH? Is he going to be naked again?
Me: How naked can you get for a toothbrush commercial?
Sis: Why can't he endorse an underwear brand instead?
Me: Why underwear? Maybe he can endorse eyeliners too?
Sis: No eyeliners, that'll look gay (personal comment: LOL AS IF HE DOESN'T LOOK GHEI ENOUGH)
Me: But eyeliners are awesome!
Sis: I changed my mind, I want him to endorse a sunblock lotion
Me: So that he can touch himself?
Sis: Oh yes, I wanna see him do that
She was speaking to me while waiting for the class to start, about ways to exploit Kame's ~sparkly~ body. It's the genes, I tell you, the genes.
I handed in my resignation and will leave in a week or two, though I'm still not spared from my bosses' vitriolic emails (they will come probably once a week, I think).
My friends sometimes suggest that I move back home to my parents (they have been so nice to me, my father told me that he will help support if I don't get a job even after resignation - when my family's not being a congregation of stupid dramatic bitches they are a bunch of overly affectionate people), but I couldn't bring myself to do that. Because bizarre as it sounds, staying away from my family is the best way I can love them for as long as possible. I never actually stayed more than 2 months at home each time I get a break from university, and I realized some time ago, after graduation and before working, that the duration is just about the length of time that I can endure being with my family. I got so used to living alone, I can stay alone the whole day like a hikikomori and still feel like I have more life than a week spent back home.
So! The point of this post.
When my sister isn't being extremely stupid and retarded, she's extremely adorable. Adorably perverted.
This is a real conversation on the phone:
Me: Hey, remember that shaver commercial that Kame did? Where he was ~naked~?
Sis: Yea, why?
Me: The product apparently sells well, and uhm, they are making him do a toothbrush commercial next.
Sis: EHHHHH? Is he going to be naked again?
Me: How naked can you get for a toothbrush commercial?
Sis: Why can't he endorse an underwear brand instead?
Me: Why underwear? Maybe he can endorse eyeliners too?
Sis: No eyeliners, that'll look gay (personal comment: LOL AS IF HE DOESN'T LOOK GHEI ENOUGH)
Me: But eyeliners are awesome!
Sis: I changed my mind, I want him to endorse a sunblock lotion
Me: So that he can touch himself?
Sis: Oh yes, I wanna see him do that
She was speaking to me while waiting for the class to start, about ways to exploit Kame's ~sparkly~ body. It's the genes, I tell you, the genes.