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[I got this from a friend and I thought it's the best piece of fan fiction I have ever read :D]
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A Lord of the Rings parody by Fantwit Twi, August 2002.
"Gosh," thought Aragorn one day, while everyone else in the Fellowship save the delicate tree-dweller was conveniently off gathering wood or something, "it's amazing how I've just now realized how attractive the blond elf is!" He found himself enthralled by the Elf Prince's blah blah catlike grace blah blah blah sensual beauty blah stunning piercing gaze etc yadda.
"Aragorn!" The slender child of the woods' exclamation broke the spell his thoughts were weaving. "Do you not know that my love for you is as strong as a dragon, and ye, I want to stand with you on a mountain, and bathe with you in the sea? You are my [random made-up Elvish word for "soulmate"]! Let us forge a path in the stars with our desire!"
Blah blah moved the earth with their passion blah "massive elfhood" blah Arwen? Who's Arwen? blah blah best goddamn orgasm either of them ever had blah drifted into a sleep of true contentment, dreaming of true hearts' joining blah.
THE END
random flowery title
A Lord of the Rings parody by Fantwit Twi, August 2002.
"Gosh," thought Aragorn one day, while everyone else in the Fellowship save the delicate tree-dweller was conveniently off gathering wood or something, "it's amazing how I've just now realized how attractive the blond elf is!" He found himself enthralled by the Elf Prince's blah blah catlike grace blah blah blah sensual beauty blah stunning piercing gaze etc yadda.
"Aragorn!" The slender child of the woods' exclamation broke the spell his thoughts were weaving. "Do you not know that my love for you is as strong as a dragon, and ye, I want to stand with you on a mountain, and bathe with you in the sea? You are my [random made-up Elvish word for "soulmate"]! Let us forge a path in the stars with our desire!"
Blah blah moved the earth with their passion blah "massive elfhood" blah Arwen? Who's Arwen? blah blah best goddamn orgasm either of them ever had blah drifted into a sleep of true contentment, dreaming of true hearts' joining blah.
THE END