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The Guy in the RAC insurance ad has Rocketboots, why on earth would we still be pissing about with 20th century transportation technology if we had Rocketboots? It's things like this that make the world as dissapointing as it is. I look at that ad and I don't think;
"wow I could save money on my car insurance!"
I think;
"Why don't I have Rocketboots, they're standard issue for insurance salesman, but I've spent two fucking decades praying for rocketboots, hoverboards and jetpacks, every time I get asked 'what will the future Bring?' I say ROBOTS! SPACESHIPS! and still the ISS is rubbish. I hope they come in a colour other than silver."
"wow I could save money on my car insurance!"
I think;
"Why don't I have Rocketboots, they're standard issue for insurance salesman, but I've spent two fucking decades praying for rocketboots, hoverboards and jetpacks, every time I get asked 'what will the future Bring?' I say ROBOTS! SPACESHIPS! and still the ISS is rubbish. I hope they come in a colour other than silver."