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Last night I had a dream about my old neighbor, Matt. Now I really want to talk to him but I'm too socially retarded to text him or even post on his wall. WTF?
My room is an absolute pig sty. I look a hot mess. I'm bored out of my mind because I live in fucking UNIONTOWN, the armpit of Pennsylvania (the asshole is Greene County, btw). All I do is work, sleep, and eat. I don't make any money at my job because, again, I live in Uniontown and the people here are just a bunch of poor, cheap asses who have no concept of tipping.
The day before yesterday I went to Staples and ran into KC fucking Klein. Awkward. What do you say to someone who hates you but pretends he doesn't? Or is it the other way around? Can't tell. "Oh, married life is the same as unmarried life." "Yeah, we have a 3-bedroom lined up in Hawai'i" For fuck's sake! Tell me, are you still a virgin or did you finally lose to some drunken geek girl at your school in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Please hold while I squash bitter feelings of spurned friendship....
Okay.
What else do I have to complain about? Everything. But, I'm moving to Hawai'i in three months so who fucking cares?
My room is an absolute pig sty. I look a hot mess. I'm bored out of my mind because I live in fucking UNIONTOWN, the armpit of Pennsylvania (the asshole is Greene County, btw). All I do is work, sleep, and eat. I don't make any money at my job because, again, I live in Uniontown and the people here are just a bunch of poor, cheap asses who have no concept of tipping.
The day before yesterday I went to Staples and ran into KC fucking Klein. Awkward. What do you say to someone who hates you but pretends he doesn't? Or is it the other way around? Can't tell. "Oh, married life is the same as unmarried life." "Yeah, we have a 3-bedroom lined up in Hawai'i" For fuck's sake! Tell me, are you still a virgin or did you finally lose to some drunken geek girl at your school in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Please hold while I squash bitter feelings of spurned friendship....
Okay.
What else do I have to complain about? Everything. But, I'm moving to Hawai'i in three months so who fucking cares?