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After much prayer and reading of the Bible and papal documents, I have discerned that the Holy Spirit wants women who wish to follow Marian standards in dress to wear blue and white at all times. In order to follow my calling and spread the word, I will be boycotting all stores that sell items of clothing for women in other colors. I will also be keeping a sharp eye out for any and all blog postings in the Catholic blogosphere that mention, even in passing, clothing or modesty and be sure to leave a comment about my high calling to wear blue and white. This calling is so clear that even my husband, darkened by being male though he is, agrees that this is what God wants for our family. If you are a woman, please consider whether God may be calling you to blue and white only dressing. Please understand that if you do not hear this call, you clearly are inferior to me and I will pray that you will have the courage to answer the call.