GIRLS NIGHT 2.0 - In Loving Memory Of Amey
Starring Miss Candy Rockwell & Falota Fagina
Started classy, ended trashy as most great nights do..
Girls night was cut down to just two, but we made it work to its FULL potential anyway :)
Started out with shots of tequila and then dinner At House Of Tricks....cutest restaurant ever! A little wine is all it takes for a heel to get stuck in the floor boards, but never fear, we weren't stuck anywhere for too long.
Over to Fat Tuesdays for some more tequila and 190's. "wow, this place is dead....i hope we have a goo..dude. Are those bikers cute?"
OH YES, oh yes they were.
So picking up on cute bikers 101
Ask to try on their chaps. Very good ice breaker. They will ablige and tell you, you are adorable.
Strike a pose Lisa!
Let biker's go drink they're coffee.....they'll be back ;)
Wear revealing shirts; cute black guys will stop and talk to you.
"Hi I'm L-dub"
"oh my god that's my name too!!"
Get numbers, call in 30min? Yeah, like we'll remember lol
OOooo and guess who's back....BIKER BOYS!!
Chat Chat Chat, flirt flirt flirt.....wait a second....are those wedding bands?!?!?! !!!!!
......................can we go for a ride on your bikes anyway???
VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lisa got to wear the chaps, I got to sit on the Harley with no back seat....i suddenly don't need a vibrator...just need to buy a bike. Yes. Right now.
At red light: "Hey Lisa, I think I just came!"......"That's okay, his nipples are hard as fuck!"
VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOM!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
After a nice little job ride with married hot bikers, its about time for a sex shop stop.
"You guys wanna come with?"
ha. of course they do. !
Quick Clit Flicker. Say that 5 times fast!
Military discount for Quick Clit Flicker, Rideing Crop (yes. riding crop) and two vagina's on sticks.
So long biker boys! Take these candy vaginas as a loving reminder that you are soooo married hahahahaha
Walking down Mill intoxicated with a rideing crop and clit sex toy makes its own fun :)
NEB calls! Off to the Tavern! Spanking spanking spanking...all the way there!
Cheap tequila...yuck, not so good. Stiffed the waitress a little bit, but not on purpose, she was no fun.
OMG L-dub called!! hahahahahaha "I'm at my homeboys house...smokin an L"
Lisa has a panick attack because she thought she lost biker boys number. NO worries...we found it..
Gave $5 for a retarded magic trick, spank spank....what is it about walking down the street with a riding crop, and suddenly everyone wants to be spanked :)
Back too Fat Tuesdays, tried to call Amey to include her on the fun, no answer :(
Called casey back, douche lol
Took many pictures not to be posted ANYwhere
Alright, went inside, spanked on the dance floor because I keep spilling shots instead of drinking them.
PULL DOWN YER PANTS!! omg...he did ahahahaha
Bar closing...time to get outta here
Stumble down to....where are they picking us up again??? Oh you want a spanking?! Sorry we have to go! but oh alright!!! It's your birthday?? YOURS TOO?? What are the odds??
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Rides here! CIAO BELLA!!!!
Started classy, ended trashy as most great nights do..
Girls night was cut down to just two, but we made it work to its FULL potential anyway :)
Started out with shots of tequila and then dinner At House Of Tricks....cutest restaurant ever! A little wine is all it takes for a heel to get stuck in the floor boards, but never fear, we weren't stuck anywhere for too long.
Over to Fat Tuesdays for some more tequila and 190's. "wow, this place is dead....i hope we have a goo..dude. Are those bikers cute?"
OH YES, oh yes they were.
So picking up on cute bikers 101
Ask to try on their chaps. Very good ice breaker. They will ablige and tell you, you are adorable.
Strike a pose Lisa!
Let biker's go drink they're coffee.....they'll be back ;)
Wear revealing shirts; cute black guys will stop and talk to you.
"Hi I'm L-dub"
"oh my god that's my name too!!"
Get numbers, call in 30min? Yeah, like we'll remember lol
OOooo and guess who's back....BIKER BOYS!!
Chat Chat Chat, flirt flirt flirt.....wait a second....are those wedding bands?!?!?! !!!!!
......................can we go for a ride on your bikes anyway???
VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lisa got to wear the chaps, I got to sit on the Harley with no back seat....i suddenly don't need a vibrator...just need to buy a bike. Yes. Right now.
At red light: "Hey Lisa, I think I just came!"......"That's okay, his nipples are hard as fuck!"
VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOM!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
After a nice little job ride with married hot bikers, its about time for a sex shop stop.
"You guys wanna come with?"
ha. of course they do. !
Quick Clit Flicker. Say that 5 times fast!
Military discount for Quick Clit Flicker, Rideing Crop (yes. riding crop) and two vagina's on sticks.
So long biker boys! Take these candy vaginas as a loving reminder that you are soooo married hahahahaha
Walking down Mill intoxicated with a rideing crop and clit sex toy makes its own fun :)
NEB calls! Off to the Tavern! Spanking spanking spanking...all the way there!
Cheap tequila...yuck, not so good. Stiffed the waitress a little bit, but not on purpose, she was no fun.
OMG L-dub called!! hahahahahaha "I'm at my homeboys house...smokin an L"
Lisa has a panick attack because she thought she lost biker boys number. NO worries...we found it..
Gave $5 for a retarded magic trick, spank spank....what is it about walking down the street with a riding crop, and suddenly everyone wants to be spanked :)
Back too Fat Tuesdays, tried to call Amey to include her on the fun, no answer :(
Called casey back, douche lol
Took many pictures not to be posted ANYwhere
Alright, went inside, spanked on the dance floor because I keep spilling shots instead of drinking them.
PULL DOWN YER PANTS!! omg...he did ahahahaha
Bar closing...time to get outta here
Stumble down to....where are they picking us up again??? Oh you want a spanking?! Sorry we have to go! but oh alright!!! It's your birthday?? YOURS TOO?? What are the odds??
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Rides here! CIAO BELLA!!!!