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Foxtel still rocks my socks !
If only our long weekend was the same as over east
They had a South Park Top 40 Marathon which started on Sunday and continued MOnday.
I only got to see a couple episodes on Sunday coz we had things to see and people to do ... but I saw some of the funniest ones ever.
the Goth kids one made me giggle like a bitch !
Wendy dumps Stan so he's all depressed and goes to join the Goth Kids:
Goth 1: Life is pain. Life is only pain. We're all taught to believe in happy fairytale endings. But there's only blackness. Dark, depressing loneliness that eats at your soul.
Goth 2: Who needs that kind of Barbie love, anyway? Everyone's just walking around like a bunch of conforminsts. Go ahead and wear your business suits so you can make thirty-four thousand dollars a year to buy your condominium. They're all zombies racing to their graves. Love didn't work for my mom and dad. Why should it work for me?
Goth Girl: My dad is such an asshole. Drunken bastard doesn't even know I exist. But then he won't let me go to the Skinny Puppy concert because my heroine-addict aunt is coming over for dinner. [takes a puff] Dinner? That's a laugh. Just an excuse for my mom to bitch at me for not wearing girly clothes like all the Britney Spears wannabes at this school.
Stan: But if life is only pain, then... what's the point of living?
Goth 1: Just to make life more miserable for the conformists.
Stan: All right, so how do I join you?
Goth 2: If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.
Stan: ...'K.
then Butters gets dumped by the Raisins (Hooters) waitress:
Goth Voice: Look at this. Another tortured soul. Another life of pain.
Goth Stan: What's the matter with you?
Butters: Well, mu mu mu girlfriend broke up with me.
Goth Girl: Did she step on your heart with stiletto heels?
Butters: Yeah. It sure does hurt.
Goth 2: That's cool. I guess you can join up with us if you want.
Goth 1: Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
Butters: Uh, uhm no thanks. I I love life.
Goth Stan: Huh? But you just got dumped
Butters: Wuh-ell yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that somethin' could make me feel that sad. It's like, ih ih, ih it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid...
Goth 1: Yeah.
Goth Stan: No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.
Butters: Well, thanks for offerin' to let me in your clique, guys, uh but, to be honest, I'd rather be a cryin' little pussy than a faggy Goth kid << haha, funniest ever !
In other Foxtel news, they've been having the Best of the Big Day In on Channel V - and omg, I saw Courtney Loves boobies !! I have no other comments with regard to this as Im still in shock.
And yes, I watched the whole thing. It was like a car accident - you dont want to see the gory bits but you just cant look away .. *shudders*
oh oh oh, and I found an awesome sight for all sorts of delicious collectables and figurines etc for all kinda TV series, cartoons, comics - etc etc blah blah
http://www.minotaur.com.au/site.asp?action=browse&ptype=themes
Has stuff from like ... Star Wars, Simpsons, JTHM, HR Giger, Family Guy, Sci-Fi stuffs, The Crow, Anime, Adult Anime ;-), Harry Potter, Tim Burton, Invader Zim ... and the list goes on and on !
meh, 5hours down, 3 to go ......