Note to Cat
Dear Tabbi Kat,
You have been told before that the porage oats are mine. So please stop trying to eat them when I am sorting my breakfast. Stalking off and falling off the counter only made me laugh. The disgusted look you gave me only made me laugh even harder which was not exactly a good idea right at then. So I suppose vengeance has been suitably dealt.
Your, slightly damp,
CatMum.
You have been told before that the porage oats are mine. So please stop trying to eat them when I am sorting my breakfast. Stalking off and falling off the counter only made me laugh. The disgusted look you gave me only made me laugh even harder which was not exactly a good idea right at then. So I suppose vengeance has been suitably dealt.
Your, slightly damp,
CatMum.