Note to Cat
Dear Jenny Cat,
I know you think it is breakfast time, but you are wrong. Breakfast isn't until 7am at the earliest, not 5:15am.
That I haven't got up and fed you is no reason to steal one of my custard creams. Only to leave it on the bed with a corner gnawed off and a large indentation licked into it. If you are going to nick my treats you could at least eat the whole thing.
Your, bikkitless,
CatMum.
I know you think it is breakfast time, but you are wrong. Breakfast isn't until 7am at the earliest, not 5:15am.
That I haven't got up and fed you is no reason to steal one of my custard creams. Only to leave it on the bed with a corner gnawed off and a large indentation licked into it. If you are going to nick my treats you could at least eat the whole thing.
Your, bikkitless,
CatMum.