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Your Name/Alias: Kade
Age: 18
Character: Alice
Series: Pandora Hearts
Character Age: Looks about 15.
Canon: Just what do you get someone for their coming-of-age ceremony? A very literal "go to hell," in the case of one Oz Vesalius. Thrown for unknown reasons into the Abyss, a mysterious otherworldly prison reserved for only the baddest of the bad, he's tricked into making a contract with a slightly unhinged bunnygirl named Alice and manages to escape with her-ten years into the future. Now, allied with agents of the organization Pandora, they travel together to find Alice's scattered memories and seek the truth behind the events of the past.
Pity the fool who underestimates Alice, also known as Bea Rabbit. Cute as she may look, her true form is that of an enormous black rabbit that can and will annihilate you. And she's not about to let anyone forget it. She deigns to travel with these humans for the sake of finding her memories and refuses to acknowledge any other reason. Strong-willed, selfish, and more than a little ferocious, she commands respect from all around her and is given to vituperations accentuated with a boot to the head if she doesn't get it. She's blunt, she's in your face, and she's topping you. The only thing more terrifying than her abuse is her appetite: meat, flowers, live rats, she's not picky! But despite it all, she still has her moments of epic but adorable fail and often shows a more human side. Just don't suggest that to her if you value your physical well-being.
Sample Post:
To think that I should have to deal with incompetence like this. . . tch! Don't you realize who I am, trash? I've seen it fit to grace you with my presence, and I expect no less than a proper welcome. But for all that you moan about your brains, I haven't seen any sign of them yet. Saying that I could be a week late? Ignorant fools! Whenever I arrive is exactly when I intend to arrive, and you'd do well to remember it. Show me that your manners aren't as repulsive as your faces, or I'll show you the true wrath of Bea Rabbit!
-Hooooh? This is interesting. To say that I could be the wrong rabbit. . . you really are brave ones, aren't you? But I can't forgive you for this either. I wonder, how shall I punish you for such insolence. . . -The Easter Rabbit? Is that who you mistook me for? Hah! As if I would be associated with such a pathetic wretch! He may have may have made a contract with that godless man Nestlé, but the idiot's still as disgustingly sweet as ever. To settle for threatening you scum with his appearance only once a year. . . he's gone soft, putting all his eggs in one basket like that! And working for jellybeans when there's calamari to be had! But I'm not the same as that coward, oh no. Where he's failed before, I alone will claim the real prize. And you will all naturally assist me. You have no choice. ♥
Hehehe! Listen closely, filth-try to keep on what toes you have left if you value your existence. I've decided how you can apologize for your impudence: a full seafood dinner, with only the choicest meat. And there's only one place to find it. That's why we're going to capture that creature you call Marcy, and we're going to capture her tonight. Question me, and I'll deal out a fitting punishment. Fail, and you can't even imagine what I'll do to you. No excuses! And make no mistake, the prize belongs to me and me alone. I won't let anyone else lay their fingers on it, or any other limbs they have left. You see, your reward for following my orders is keeping your miserable lives for another day. With your bowels fully intact, even. Generous, isn't it? I thought so too.
Come now, peons, together! You already have all the tools you'll ever need! Brainless as you are, some of you must know how to pick up chicks, isn't that right? After that, it's a simple matter to throw them into the lake-they're perfect bait! The same goes for all your lost lambs, be they broiled or well-done. A vile creature like her could never resist! Whatever remains can be used as appetizers. Once she's crawled up to the plate, use those revoltingly bright eggs as they were meant to be used: as weapons. Why merely make her tread on eggshells when you can use them to weaken her defenses? And of course, I'll deal the final blow. She may be a hard egg to crack, but she'll crumble against my power!
Well, trash? I want it my way, and I want it now. I suggest that you hop to it.
[. . . s-sob what guys. 100% here]
Age: 18
Character: Alice
Series: Pandora Hearts
Character Age: Looks about 15.
Canon: Just what do you get someone for their coming-of-age ceremony? A very literal "go to hell," in the case of one Oz Vesalius. Thrown for unknown reasons into the Abyss, a mysterious otherworldly prison reserved for only the baddest of the bad, he's tricked into making a contract with a slightly unhinged bunnygirl named Alice and manages to escape with her-ten years into the future. Now, allied with agents of the organization Pandora, they travel together to find Alice's scattered memories and seek the truth behind the events of the past.
Pity the fool who underestimates Alice, also known as Bea Rabbit. Cute as she may look, her true form is that of an enormous black rabbit that can and will annihilate you. And she's not about to let anyone forget it. She deigns to travel with these humans for the sake of finding her memories and refuses to acknowledge any other reason. Strong-willed, selfish, and more than a little ferocious, she commands respect from all around her and is given to vituperations accentuated with a boot to the head if she doesn't get it. She's blunt, she's in your face, and she's topping you. The only thing more terrifying than her abuse is her appetite: meat, flowers, live rats, she's not picky! But despite it all, she still has her moments of epic but adorable fail and often shows a more human side. Just don't suggest that to her if you value your physical well-being.
Sample Post:
To think that I should have to deal with incompetence like this. . . tch! Don't you realize who I am, trash? I've seen it fit to grace you with my presence, and I expect no less than a proper welcome. But for all that you moan about your brains, I haven't seen any sign of them yet. Saying that I could be a week late? Ignorant fools! Whenever I arrive is exactly when I intend to arrive, and you'd do well to remember it. Show me that your manners aren't as repulsive as your faces, or I'll show you the true wrath of Bea Rabbit!
-Hooooh? This is interesting. To say that I could be the wrong rabbit. . . you really are brave ones, aren't you? But I can't forgive you for this either. I wonder, how shall I punish you for such insolence. . . -The Easter Rabbit? Is that who you mistook me for? Hah! As if I would be associated with such a pathetic wretch! He may have may have made a contract with that godless man Nestlé, but the idiot's still as disgustingly sweet as ever. To settle for threatening you scum with his appearance only once a year. . . he's gone soft, putting all his eggs in one basket like that! And working for jellybeans when there's calamari to be had! But I'm not the same as that coward, oh no. Where he's failed before, I alone will claim the real prize. And you will all naturally assist me. You have no choice. ♥
Hehehe! Listen closely, filth-try to keep on what toes you have left if you value your existence. I've decided how you can apologize for your impudence: a full seafood dinner, with only the choicest meat. And there's only one place to find it. That's why we're going to capture that creature you call Marcy, and we're going to capture her tonight. Question me, and I'll deal out a fitting punishment. Fail, and you can't even imagine what I'll do to you. No excuses! And make no mistake, the prize belongs to me and me alone. I won't let anyone else lay their fingers on it, or any other limbs they have left. You see, your reward for following my orders is keeping your miserable lives for another day. With your bowels fully intact, even. Generous, isn't it? I thought so too.
Come now, peons, together! You already have all the tools you'll ever need! Brainless as you are, some of you must know how to pick up chicks, isn't that right? After that, it's a simple matter to throw them into the lake-they're perfect bait! The same goes for all your lost lambs, be they broiled or well-done. A vile creature like her could never resist! Whatever remains can be used as appetizers. Once she's crawled up to the plate, use those revoltingly bright eggs as they were meant to be used: as weapons. Why merely make her tread on eggshells when you can use them to weaken her defenses? And of course, I'll deal the final blow. She may be a hard egg to crack, but she'll crumble against my power!
Well, trash? I want it my way, and I want it now. I suggest that you hop to it.
[. . . s-sob what guys. 100% here]