Nov 07, 2005 23:57
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. This is what happens when a longtime passion and a newly found one meet eachother.
WARNING: It WILL make you want to die inside, but only a little.
But if you're not in a hurry. I don't think it'll hurt to read it......
Ok, so the U.S. definitely has a list of "Rogue" nations. On this list are countries such as Iran, China, Syria and North Korea. Funny, cause I don't remember any of those countries backstabbing us or anything. I mean, they're totally out of range. But perhaps they're just using nukes as their ranged weapons to pull the U.S........
On the other hand, they've definitely got the Stealth covered. They play their game like I do, avoiding six party talks and such. I never participate in my party's talks either.
Ya.
So when we break it all down Asia is definitely the Rogue's quarter of the world, elusive, hard to get to, but nice to look at. Europe is Orgrimmar......laggy, with too much shopping and it's hard to navigate. And we Americans live in the Barrens....completely void of all intellligence. Boring. All there is are raptors and little Zebra wanna bes who think they're all cool with that fucking horn on their forehead. And us Americans with our impatience, intolerance and anger are very thorny razorbacks.
Finally the UN THINKS they control it all. Managing the world through individual quests. Tasks which usually take a lot of time, patience, and they, like us WoW players, accept the fact that some times taking a death or....FIVE is necessary. Whether or not they decide to immediately resurrect with some serious speculation sickness or go back to where they went wrong is a different story. You'd have to ask them.
In reality, though, it's all about who's got the most XP.
The question is, will us Level 60s in the econimic race be kind to and patient with our less priveleged, lower level characters?.....or will we just sit back and wait to fuck with them while they have no chance to fight back? Can a member of the Horde and a member of the Alliance walk down the same path, avoiding the Ferocious Grizzly Bears of life, and not attack each other?
Come on, America: Log on. Level up. We need a Level 60 priest. The UN is asking you to join their guild. Will you accept or decline?
The choice, is yours.