Christmas 2008.
I got my dad a giant Starbucks mug for Christmas. He got me a 16gb iPod Touch.
I got my mom the same mug. She got me a pair of the world's greatest slippers, some clothes, a CD, and she made the world's best dinner ever.
My uncle gave me $50 at Amazon. I gave him nothing.
My brother and sister in law gave me $40 at Amazon. I also gave them nothing because I didn't have any money - hopefully in January I'll be able to send them a gift card for Olive Garden. AND he uploaded pictures today of all the ALLIGATORS he saw. I'm a bad fucking sister. They could get eaten by giant wildlife and even the alligators would be able to taste the bitterness from lack of sisterly presents in their chewy bodies.
My friends are MAKING ME THINGS. I have nothing for ANYONE.
I am a bad fucking person.
Sorry guys.
Did I mention that there's over three feet. THREE. FEET. of snow outside?
I got my mom the same mug. She got me a pair of the world's greatest slippers, some clothes, a CD, and she made the world's best dinner ever.
My uncle gave me $50 at Amazon. I gave him nothing.
My brother and sister in law gave me $40 at Amazon. I also gave them nothing because I didn't have any money - hopefully in January I'll be able to send them a gift card for Olive Garden. AND he uploaded pictures today of all the ALLIGATORS he saw. I'm a bad fucking sister. They could get eaten by giant wildlife and even the alligators would be able to taste the bitterness from lack of sisterly presents in their chewy bodies.
My friends are MAKING ME THINGS. I have nothing for ANYONE.
I am a bad fucking person.
Sorry guys.
Did I mention that there's over three feet. THREE. FEET. of snow outside?