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John Kerry Continues Democratic Tradition of Only Becoming Likable After Losing Election

Feb 26, 2009 10:19

John F. Kerry is a Massachusetts senator, a D.C. VIP, a former presidential candidate and a man filled with wonkish knowledge on all sorts of topics. And while he never quite made it to the Oval Office, he gets to participate in an inauguration anyway - the inaugural edition of Answer This, POLITICO’s occasional series of interviews with leading, ( Read more... )

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alicebluegown16 February 26 2009, 19:41:01 UTC

I never disliked him per se, I just far preferred Howard Dean. Mostly I just felt so angry and frustrated when he just let Rove pull all of his bullshit.

I was so desperate for him to say, 'Ya know what? Fuck you. That classy hot ass chick over there? Yeah, that's my wife. She's rich as fuck and speaks eleventy billion languages. And I'm fucking her. I am a motherfucking goddammed war hero. Your guy couldn't even handle the fucking Air National Guard and has his fucking Play Skool Little Rich Boy's First Ranch and *that* makes him in touch with the people? Darth Cheney can shove his elect a Democrat and risk the wrath of Al Queda headgames up his ass. Osama wants to take me on? Motherfucking bring it, bitch! I took on the motherfucking Viet Cong and the Congressional Foreign Relations Committee. You think some seven foot tall bearded freak with bad kidneys scares me? PS. That whole I was for it before I was against it bullshit? Yeah, motherfucker, that's that silly faggy thing known as being a fucking grown up and upon further reflection and after doing research on an issue changing my mind. Tell your doesn't know shit from shinola trained chimp he should try it sometime. '

Or ya know, he could have groped John Edward's ass. I would have liked that too.

meleth February 26 2009, 19:43:43 UTC

Before this November, I wouldn't have thought that America could handle that level of orgasmic, mind-breaking awesome. I may have to reconsider that opinion.

alicebluegown16 February 26 2009, 19:48:24 UTC

An adendum:

'And yeah, in a few years ya'll are going to get all pearl clutching won't someone please think of the children because my running mate can't keep it in his pants. But c'mon, let's be honest folks. Don't you like the idea of having a Vice-President you enjoy picturing naked?'

meleth February 26 2009, 19:51:26 UTC

It would appear that many Americans do, in fact, like the idea of having a Vice-President they enjoy picturing naked.

alicebluegown16 February 26 2009, 20:00:41 UTC

I know I do!

meleth February 26 2009, 20:01:31 UTC

Er...I actually meant the people who enthusiastically voted McCain, but that works too.

alicebluegown16 February 26 2009, 20:10:07 UTC

Oh.

Heh.

I guess my not so sekrit lust for Joe Biden has been revealed.

Drat.

meleth February 26 2009, 20:10:53 UTC

Nono, it's cool, Joey's a bit of a fox.

alicebluegown16 February 26 2009, 20:12:28 UTC

*Points to icon*

Yes, yes he is.

His boss ain't too hard on the eyes either.

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