Dec 04, 2005 01:04
i was walking down the street one 24 degree day when i encountered a very large, round man in a dirty tshirt. he happened to be walking a chiuahua dressed in a red velvet santa claus suit with a jingle bell harness. ahh, holiday magic. i wonder if i could somehow work that into my childrens book: christmas trees are coniferous
in other news: the america digs idaho potatoes box is still there, begging me for a home. i havent passed out this week, but i did only sleep a total of 9 hours over a 3 day period. i actually made five dollars drinking with people from teh hospital. i xrayed a man who informed me that he sustained his injury after realizing that there was a typo on page 47 of the book "101 sexual positions." and i have only reached the number 7. i need 23 more before i reach my weekly quota.